Don C.
Yelp
A Burger Place Like Many Others, for Better or for Worse
I strolled into 7th Street Burger on Labor Day after a heavy night of drinking and asked for a double jalapeño cheeseburger ($10), loaded fries ($11.50), and a Mexican Sprite ($3.50, all of which totaled out to around $28, post tax.
The burger, with its greasy yet chewy potato bun, juicy patties, and assorted toppings of onions and pickles, blend together into an American classic. The loaded fries, raved about in many other reviews, seem to be your typical mix of meat, onions, sauce, and fries. I wish the sauce could permeate to the other fries underneath without making the top layer too soggy, but unfortunately that seems to be the way of the world rather than the fault of the cook.
My main issue is with quantity and experience. Quite frankly, it's hard to mess up a burger and fries. It's even harder, in my opinion, to make it so good it justifies an elevated Manhattan price tag for not a lot of burger or fries. Yes, we could point to the COL, the rent, inflation, whatever. But regardless, in my opinion, it was disappointing. Especially in a place where the indoor seating is limited to 3-4 benches and tables and the outdoor seating consists of either two sad metal stools and a table (w/ no shade!) or an outdoor awning with 2 high tables and chairs that annoyingly do not go high enough to sit comfortably in and eat my food. And I had to open my own Sprite and ended up spilling some on my favorite pair of jeans, though admittedly that was probably a skill issue. For $28, I'd rather go to a place where I get served my burger and fries, where they're probably better proportioned, I get free water, there's ample indoor seating, and my Sprite is opened for me.
All in all, I will say, the burger and fries tasted pretty good. But pretty good does not cut it. I have to have a reason to want to come back, whether convenience, quality, experience, quantity, X factor, etc., and 7th Street did not give me that reason.