9832 14th Ave SW

Farm boy Bites is housed right next to Future Primitive Brewing in the White Center area of the Seattle metro area. We have been going to socials nearby fairly frequently the passed year and have made it a tradition to get beers at the brewery followed by a meal every time we go to the socials. Last night was our first time to try out Farmboy Bites because in our minds there are lots of good restaurants in the area and we are often trying out those. Farmboy specializes in smashed burgers and the beef is organic and local. Unfortunately I had a big and late lunch and didn't want a regular sized burger but instead got a children's sized Cheeseburger. It proved to be excellent and was just the right amount. It was very good! We split some French Fries and those too were wonderful! They were cooked and cut perfectly! The portion of the fries are generous so a party of two could easily split these. Looking forward to a return trip and maybe get a regular sized burger but I have absolutely no complaints with what I did have!

Filling and tasty burgers, quick ordering service at the window. Fair burger: get this if you really enjoy the meatiness of a burger. Tasty and charred burger patties, a really solid burger Farmboy burger: my favorite burger so far because it has the freshness from the lettuce, tomato, and thickles (house made thick pickles), cuts through the heaviness that is a meat patty with cheese Tater tots: solid crispiness and a good amount served Jojos: fluffy inner potato with a crispy exterior, really enjoyed these!

Best burgers in all of Seattle. And don't even get me started on the jojos. Perfectly crispy outsides that are well seasoned, with incredibly fluffy insides. The chicken is a can't miss also. Go hungry so you can order it all!!

I'm a little obsessed. This place is seriously delicious, EVERYTHING. Best food truck salads I have ever had. Their smash burgers are so so good and their Jojos are superb. Super reasonable prices and set up at Future Primitive White Center.

Always 5 stars, always dependable, always good, always on my mind. I go with subbing in an impossible patty and this place brings all the taste to truly make my vegetarian dreams come true!

Dude giving 1 star review for a place he ain't even tried is wack. Don't let that scare you off. Go try a Farmboy and some of the best jojos you've ever had -- get a Thigh Baby as well. Thank me later. Seriously one of the top burgers in Seattle, if not the King right now.

Enjoy it while they are still relatively a hidden gem, despite the Seattle Times write up last year.

I have tried multiple times for eat here within the hours that is stated. Each time I am told they are closed by someone at bar with a snort of distain that is a combination of the Simpson's comic book guy and a tween when you play them any music you liked when you were their age..