Carlos Felicio
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The hotel itself is rather charming in that clean, comfortable, “nothing’s broken and the staff smile a lot” sort of way. The location is great too, the kind of spot that makes you briefly believe you’ve made a good life decision.
Unfortunately, that illusion ends the moment you try to sleep.
The soundproofing appears to have been engineered by someone who believes walls are merely polite suggestions, rather than barriers to noise. Around 1 a.m., the ceiling above us came alive with what can only be described as a herd of caffeinated elephants in sneakers. We ventured to the lobby in search of help, only to discover the source: a gathering of twenty or so humans testing the limits of vocal endurance.
The staff, to their credit, did move us to another room, one presumably located in a quieter corner of the building. Sadly, at about 2:30 a.m., the elephants (or their distant relatives) relocated as well, resuming their marathon.
At that point, sleep was merely a concept, something that might exist in theory, but certainly not in practice.
It’s a pity, really. With its great location and friendly staff, this could have been a lovely stay. But until someone invents walls and ceilings that actually stop sound, or management enforces quiet hours with the same vigor as the guests defy them, I’d recommend this hotel only to those who view insomnia as a lifestyle choice.