Adrian F.
Yelp
ABC Commissary: because even Disney needs a filler episode.
ABC Commissary is the restaurant equivalent of a rerun you didn't ask for. It's like walking into the pilot episode of a show that never got picked up, yet somehow Disney keeps it on air.
The space looks like a cafeteria where network executives go to die -- sterile, vaguely Hollywood-themed, and decorated with posters reminding you that yes, ABC still exists. (Shocking, I know.)
The food? Think of it as "hospital cafeteria chic" with a slightly better lighting budget. Burgers, chicken sandwiches, and salads that taste like the props department catered lunch. It's not bad, it's just aggressively average. Like Bourdain once said about certain meals: "I ate it. It didn't kill me. End of story." That's the entire review right there.
Pro tip: Mobile order to save time, because standing in line for this food is like waiting for the finale of Lost -- you'll be disappointed either way.
Sure, it's air-conditioned, and sometimes that's enough in Florida's humidity. But don't fool yourself: you didn't come to Hollywood Studios for this. You came for lightsabers, stormtroopers, and Mickey Mouse chaos -- not to eat in what feels like an abandoned mall food court with better branding.