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Whoever decided to label this place a boutique hotel deserves a medal for courage and imagination. In reality, it’s a perfectly serviceable hostel. |The building is old, visibly exhausted, and clearly has not been introduced to the concept of maintenance for quite some time. Poor window frames ensure you enjoy every sound, smell, and general chaos from outside, all night long. Consider it an immersive city experience.|The bathroom is impressively tiny, while the room itself features a completely unnecessary bathtub placed in the sitting area, because obviously, when you think “relaxing soak,” you want it next to your chair. Unsurprisingly, it’s not in great condition either.|Breakfast was… present. In 3 weeks in India, masala omletted had been one of my favourite breakfast options. The one here omelette was entirely tasteless, which is quite an achievement in India. Food and drinks are served in metal plates and mugs, adding a charming prison-canteen aesthetic to start your day on the right note.|On the bright side, the location is central, and the staff are genuinely polite and pleasant, a small mercy in an otherwise creatively marketed experience. |A “boutique hotel” only by marketing standards; in practice, a tired hostel with a central location and very polite staff.