Howie K.
Yelp
I'm giving them five stars, and I haven't checked out their flagship ride, yet. I've been hearing so many great things about the Albuquerque trivia tour, over the years, and if you know me, you know I'm a geek for local knowledge. Alas, it wasn't to be this holiday season, because I'm an absolutely amazing dad. More on that in a minute. Let me describe the Piñon Express trolley tour, first.
I feel like I shouldn't, um, provide any spoilers, but then again, everything that happened during this ride was carefully detailed in the tour description, including the cookies and hot cocoa. So yeah, spoiler alert. We embarked from Hotel Albuquerque, cruising the streets of Old Town and Civic Plaza, gazing at luminarias and lights, listening to an audio recording of the Polar Express. (My wife: "The thing about that movie, that story, it's really boring. Totally uneventful. It's lame. But you know, Santa gives one kid the first gift of Christmas and that's, well, that's it. Oh, and the dramatic tension is the bell that the kid loses, and finds at the end. Yeah, that's about it. Don't watch the movie.")
This company knows A) how to shun political correctness and B) what this season is really about. If you have some axe to grind with the ol' Christmas tradition, don't take this tour, it's all about meeting Santa and Mrs. Claus (does she have a first name, dear patriarchy?), singing songs, listening to some terrific stories, and politely smiling through Santa's questionable Greatest Hit. I'm a huge fan of Olde Schoole Christmas, the holidays the way they used to be: caroling, baking cookies, connecting with neighbors and friends, handing off that weird fruitcake to some unsuspecting sucker. ABQ Trolley Co crafts an event worthy of my childhood. My kid loved it.
Oh yeah, getting to that Awesome Dad thing. I've been hearing, lately, that I've earned the Amazing, Totally Incredible Nobody Tops Me dad award, which is, you know, really cool. But I can't help but chuckle at how we merit my qualifications. Yes, I do indeed purchase tickets to kids activities upon which I -- gasp! -- actually attend. I also photograph said occasions, sharing kiddo pictures with friends who often deem me the Most Amazing Dad Ever. If that's all it takes, sweet. But to be fair, there were six other Most Amazing dads onboard our tour, which kinda deflates my false sense of superdaddy glory.