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I've had to Injera lot of turmoil in my life. Including lots of bad Injera. That all changed when I came to Abyssinia. So to speak.
Injera is the antithesis of injustice. It is so addictive you may need to take out an injuction against it. You may injure-a yourself trying to shovel it down your throat. In fact, practice putting large squidgy things that look like rolled-up injera down your throat before you even come here, so to speak. But I'll say no more. This review has been censored - thank you team!
So, wanna do dinner here? Just us? Romantic date? Starting with Injera. Hopefully not ending with ins***nation (hint: missing letters = record label). OK great. How's 7pm? Cool. Abyssinia in a little while.
What to get: Combo #1 (thanks Breanna)!
I plunged into the Abyss (not *that* sort of abyss), and gave it a try. Oh my goodness. It's so damn good. First and foremost let me tell you that this is the best Ethiopian I've ever put in my mouth, in my life. Even better than my college roommate from Addis Ababa. Seriously, the taste of everything on the Combo #1 is beyond orgasmic. It's not just the best Ethiopian Food I've ever had. It's one of the best tasting meals of any kind that I've ever had.
By the way Abby told me you're cheating on your partner. And she didn't hear about it from a friend either. Abby's-seen-ya with her own eyes.
Secondly, let me tell you that it's not just a case of Ethiopian food being excellent. It's pretty good, but the versions I've had in DC and Houston and even a couple of the Buffalo ones, were usually 4 star experiences, which for me is kind of average. However this one is the king of the castle, the cream of the crop. I wish everybody could have a taste to see how damn good it is. You may well fall in love.
People swallow strange things. Or put strange things in strange places. But if you have an Abacus-inya then I honestly could not imagine how pulled that off, so to speak.
Thirdly, if you're in Buffalo, there is a place that tastes almost this good. It's called - surprise surprise - Abyssinia. It's inside the adorable West Side Bazaar, so the decor is nowhere near as fancy. But the food is phenomenal. And you can switch the okay-ish Injera there for rice, which is tasty, seasoned, greasy and amazing. But that's not this place, that's the one in Buffalo. It's cheaper and nearly as good so make sure you check it out.
My Dad has a lot of issues, but senility only affected him recently. So I Added-senile to his list of issues.
Fourthly, back to this Abyssinia in Rochester - the best Ethiopian I've ever had. It may be more expensive, but the flavours are richer and sexier and tastier than any other, so it's worth the money. The decor is also a lot nicer than any other Ethiopian place I've been to. And the service was absolutely lovely. Wonderful people that didn't look at all like Marathon Runners. Well maybe a little, but only a little.
If you're having an affair with a Talmudist, then it could be said that a Rabbisinyou. Whereas if you're possessed by the Goth chick from NCIS, then Abby's-in-you.
Fifthly, the Injera! I've never enjoyed it before. I usually avoid it. But because of the reviews and because it was the only real option, I got Injera. My goodness! The freshest, moist-est, luscious-est Injera ever! Thanks to Abs (I call them Abs because who doesn't love Abs and who doesn't want Abs?) I now *get* Injera! Yay me. Yay Abs. Yay Injera. So now in one year I finally "got Abs" in the gym (ish) and then I finally "got Injera" thanks to Abs. Awesome. And you get a ton of it, and it's so tasty you can eat it by itself, so you can literally go right through the Injera. Speaking of going right through something. Oh never mind I can't say that.
I asked my teenage brother why he has to act so "gangster rap" and he was like "Ahm-a-teen-yo."
Now for the negatives. Abyssinia charges too much. Abyssinia in Buffalo is amazing and significantly cheaper. I would eat here more regularly if they shaved a few dollars off the prices, or did half portions or lunch portions.
My sister is a nail technician by day (she always does everyone in Coral even if they ask for something else, although she likes the new color "Back To The Fuschia"). But her hobby is that she prognosticates people's futures (not people's fuschias). And she loves it. She's an "Avid See-er." And she asked me to add that while she is a nail technician, she has never nailed a technician. I'm not sure why she wanted that clarified. Guilty conscience probably.
Conclusion: one of Rochester's very best restaurants. You must come here. You must get Combo #1. You must have foodgasms. Do it. Be champions. Like an Ethiopian Marathon Runner on chemically-undetectable PEDs.
Speaking of which, don't ever go in a passageway between buildings with rabid men. Because if you do, they may well Alleytagteamya. I speak from experience. Because I am Thor. (I have a lisp).
There is Norway you saw that one coming. TWSS.