Remy M.
Yelp
TL;DR: The biggest, most crowded nightclub in Japan, possibly the fucking world. Don't consider yourself a nightclub afficiando until you've set foot in here, the place is b-a-n-a-n-a-s.
Clubbing in Tokyo is not a goddamn joke. You have to have a squad that is committed, a little crazy and absolutely 100% ready to party. If you're the type that let's the phone ring more than once when people call you to go out, stay home.
Think I'm joking, padawan? Let me tell you how serious this is: Have you ever decided to go to a club and make the spiritual commitment to stay until way into the next morning because YOU CAN'T FUCKING LEAVE? That's what we're talking about, broski. In Tokyo, the trains stop running at 1am. What time do clubs usually start to get good? *1AM*. And don't think you're going to walk your way back to the hotel, Kemosabe. Ageha is positioned WAY outside of the city proper and you ain't going nowhere until *at least* 6AM. But if you've ever tried to get on a rush hour train (as a foreigner) in Tokyo, you know damn well, you're planted wherever you're at until rush hour is over.
That said, Ageha is a club experience that turns the volume down on a lot of other joints around the world I've been to. This is the first place I started playing my well-known game I like to call "Drunk, High or Just Crazy?". You'd be playing it too if you saw they kind of cats packed nuts to cheeks in this place. Every flavor of shit was going on, I saw guys dressed up like furries, some cats in suits and your standard EDM faries of all manner of genders. People literally hanging from the ceilings, a pool, male and female strippers, there was even a couple of dudes dressed up like The Village People. I gotta hand it to our Japanese brothers and sisters, they don't half ass anything. The drinks were strong and the people were good looking and fun (even though my Japanese is a straight gringo) and I'd highly recommend it if you've got more money than sense and a day to burn in the rising sun.