Hard W.
Yelp
"Let's do Karaoke", someone said.
Well, we went to Akiko's, and after a while I went up to the booth to put in my name to sing along on a karaoke song, and I was behind a young, lovely girl, and the DJ wasn't there, so she and I waited. Finally, the DJ returned and the girl says something to him. Then she leaves. I asked what I needed to do to get on the list, and he told me that I needed to buy a drink at the bar and they'll give me a piece of paper to write my selection on. I'd already had enough to drink earlier in the evening, so I went to the bar and ordered a tonic water; 2.25$, and it tasted like tap water. Moreover, they didn't give me any piece of paper to write my name and song choice on. I went back and told them that the tonic water had no tonic in it. Fortunately, then, some guy made me another drink and this time it was right, and, fortunately, they didn't charge me again. This time I asked for the paper, and they gave me two. I wrote the song and the artist, and my name, all on the slip of paper. Then I waited...
...and waited...
...and waited...
About fifteen or twenty people got up there, including the cutie who had been up there when I went to inquire-twice she sang, and me not at all; lots of people went to the both, apparently with no piece of paper to hand the DJ, and, as far as I could tell, no one else was sent to buy a drink they didn't want before they could get the DJ to include them on the list.
I'm not sure what it is, but fuck them.