Olystacy B.
Yelp
Absolutely terrible experience. Rude staff, low quality deep fried food at high prices, dirty restaurant and food served on styrofoam plates.
This place was recommended to us by a boat captain that we took a tour with in Key Largo. We pulled up and immediately noticed it looked ran down but thought maybe that was the "experience or charm" of the experience. We are open to dives, fancy restaurants, burger joints, greasy spoons, high end, fast food, all of it.
We immediately noticed a sign that said "don't effing seat yourself" and that should have been our first clue.
We were sat and I asked the employee seating us what she recommended, she gave me a few ideas which included a hot dog. I thought that was an interesting menu item to suggest.
We ordered our food, and we fed most of it to the fish swimming in the river below. My fish sandwich was dry, flavorless, and I ate a small part of it.
Our server was very curt, surly, I felt like I was a burden by speaking to her.
I asked for a refill on my ice tea to have a server sigh out of exasperation and say "ok" in a very annoyed voice.
I was a server for many years and subsequently I usually tip very well because I understand how hard the job can be. We did not leave a tip, which again is very unusual for us, but the service was horrid, the food was gross, and we did not feel a tip was warranted. A tip is extra money you give a server in exchange for good service. We did not get good service.
As we were walking of the restaurant the server yelled, " TIPS ARE APPRECIATED" across the restaurant in front of all of the other customers. It was extremely unprofessional and inappropriate. It took everything I had not to turn around and yell back "good service is also appreciated!". When I was a server and didn't receive a tip I had a little self introspection and adjusted accordingly. Not this gal.
My husband and I both had upset stomachs after leaving.
Suffice it to say we won't be back. The only redeeming part of this meal was feeding our food to the fish.
This place may have been a cool biker bar back in the day, and may now be just getting by from the myth and lore of times past but in the year 2024 I think they are a hard pass.