Hannah H.
Yelp
I'm sorry, but this ramen joint ain't it.
Alkaline is a Filipino-owned ramen place that seems to have a loyal following. We were curious about their menu, so we decided to give them a try for dinner.
We ordered:
+the Tonkotsu - a pork broth with shredded pork and scallions; the broth was okay, and not as thick and creamy as we thought it would be; the shredded pork, while marinated, was EXTREMELY salty, as if someone unloaded a pound of it in it, either accidentally or on purpose
+the Kimchi Ramen - a kimchi broth that usually comes with shredded pork and scallions; the broth had a weird off-putting sour/vinegary aftertaste, and, no, not from the kimchi - not sure if it's the 'seasoning' or the 'spices' that were used? The kimchi, while fermented, could have been fermented longer, especially if you were using it to make a broth for it (think of jjigaes); I had requested to substitute the shredded pork for the pork belly, but there was never any mention of an upcharge, as it doesn't state that when you're ordering online - what's that all about?
The noodles, while cooked al dente, had a mildew/old dishrag taste, meaning someone wasn't cleaning their tools properly, or they were wiping them with an old rag that hadn't been washed in a while. Super gross.
In addition, the kimchi ramen was missing the egg - I thought it would be a nitimago egg, but it was a cold, slimy, watery poached egg that was not at all seasoned. Super weird. I'm not sure if it was even worth mentioning that the egg was missing, because it did not do anything to the ramen. Just be sure to check your items for any missing ingredients.
Our server was Alisha R. - she was nice, but it took a while for her to come to our table, place our orders, and we just didn't see her throughout our dining experience (like, at all) until we had to flag her down to get the check. She never mentioned anything about the specials (such as the garlic katsu ramen), and we only found out about it on our own from an obscure little paper that was pushed off to the side on our table that looked like a drink menu. Nor, did she mention the upcharge on protein substitutions (this was also not mentioned anywhere on the menu/online ordering).
There's basic service, but this was just way below it.
We had trouble getting anyone's attention for missing items (the egg), refills, and the check. I don't think we've ever strained our necks so hard to catch someone at an eatery.
The place seemed busy - I wished we had the same delicious experience that others have had. We regretted coming here.
No dice, Alkaline.
+old dishrag-tasting noodles
+off-putting tasting broths
+missing ingredients - check your orders
+non-existent service
+plenty of parking in the shared plaza lot