Phan H.
Yelp
For visibility sake, this place only accepts cash or American Express. Whyyyyyy? It's 2021. Did you notice we just went through a pandemic for a year? WHY ARE YOU HANDLING CASH THAT EVERYONE HAS TOUCHED?!?!?
Anyways, wanted to take my date out to a nice spot. This was not it. All the other places were booked solid for the next 2 years. So here we are. Welcome back NYC!
I booked through Yelp, but changed it to 15 minutes later. I was also another 15 minutes late. I called ahead and asked if our reservation would be kept and they were willing to accommodate. I'm literally that guy. And I HATE that guy.
They decided to sit us in the cozy upstairs seating where there were only 4 tables that sit 2 people. It's super cozy, but I don't think it's romantic. I felt like I was in your grandparent's dining room. The downstairs seemed more intimate and vibrant.
Anyways, our waiter seemed a bit rude. But then I realized, he was trying his hand at stand-up comedy. Some bits were funny (e.g. "What can I get you drunk on?"), but the rest fell flat. Read the room buddy! He eventually became more amiable, but that's probably because I got more drunk.
Asked if the portion sizes are enough to feed our phat azzez and he recommended we order 3. Good call! It is tapas after all. Got the Paella, which was fantastic. Good balance of seafood with the sausage. Saffron rice was fragrant and flavorful. My date complained about it not being crunchy, but I've never had it that way, never in Spain.
Lamb tangine was also great. Not too gamey, tender, juicy, cooked to perfection.
The octopus a la plancha was a big bad miss though. Octopus was too chewy, not tender at all. The sauce was essentially mush with no texture. Couldn't taste any flavor either.
For dessert, got the panna cotta. Creamy, delicious, not too gelatinous, good mix of fruit. And also got the Basque cheese cake. Terrible. The cream cheese was close to solidified and tasted more like dry pancakes. It was very bland.
Also got a bottle of wine, which was recommended by I think the owner. A Rioja. Not bad. The markup was only 300%, also not bad.
Total was $260 after tax and tip. $130 before the bottle, so the value is definitely there. Overall, not a bad place, but I think there's definitely better out there.