Jeremy M.
Yelp
Rarely, you stumble upon a restaurant that feels quaint and personal. You have such a delightful experience that you consider not sharing it so that you can keep this place all to yourself. Selfishly, I'd rather not tell anyone how great my experience here was just so I reduce the risk of Alumni becoming as popular as it deserves.
However, they deserve the praise. My best friend and I decided to visit after receiving a random recommendation from a colleague. We arrived on a Friday night and easily grabbed a table. The design of the restaurant somehow found the perfect balance between modern and retro. I had an overwhelming impression that I had stepped into a restaurant in Riverdale and I mean that in the best way.
Being our first visit, I had a lot of assorted questions and wanted a lot of recommendations. Our waitress was extremely kind and incredibly helpful. The cocktail menu was far better than I would have anticipated. I have two go-to drinks. Moscow mule and Corpse Reviver. It is rare to find them on the same menu, let alone beside each other. Just that would be enough to win me over. I ordered a Moscow mule and my friend ordered a boulevardier. Our waitress was considerably more impressed with his drink choice. She was a bourbon fan. Both drinks were fantastic. And cheap. Happy hour cheap. I hesitate to mention that at the risk of them realizing and raising prices. I'll try to get a few more visits in before that potentially happens. My only critique of the drink menu would be that margaritas should always use agave and never simple syrup. But I noticed another drink on the menu uses agave so that seems like an easy substitution request to make.
I was pretty excited at the menu and we decided to order an inhuman amount of food to ensure we could taste as many things as possible. Fried artichokes to start. Delicious. I would order them again without hesitation. The feature sandwich was a meatball sub. For sides, we ordered coleslaw, fries, yoghurt caesar salad, and pickles. I wanted to share two different sandwiches so we could have more variety. Alas, my friend was determined to eat his own. We both ordered the meatball sub. And thank god we did because apparently it was the final day to order it and it was effing amazing. Bread - great. Meatballs - delicious. Cheese - bountiful. Sauce/bread ratio - perfect. I was most skeptical about the fries. I'm a picky eater in general but I'm extra picky about fries. Not only did they bring two sides of ketchup without asking (which was very appreciated), the fries were great! Golden and perfectly crisp. At this point I ordered a corpse reviver which was delightful. The coleslaw was great. It was a fantastic flavour contrast to the meatball sub. The last two items are where opinions differed. I immensely enjoyed the caesar salad while my friend thought it was "okay". To be fair, it was really more for me than him. Much like the coleslaw, it was fantastic when alternated with bites of meatball sub. The pickles on the other hand, I'm a dill pickle guy all the way. I believe these were bread & butter pickles. I can't hold that against them but I was definitely not a fan. My friend demolished them so it turned out quite alright.
Throughout our meal, we had two other servers stop by and welcome us. The entire team was friendly and charismatic. It only added to the surreal feeling that I was eating at some spectacular, fictional diner. Each server also commented on our fantastic food selection. I didn't understand why until I realized how much food we actually ordered. It was excessive...but we ate it all anyway. We aren't quitters.
I was painfully full but my friend was determined to also try to dessert. We ordered the apple pie. The fact that we managed to eat anything else after the meal we already consumed should be seen as nothing less than miracle. The apple pie was served warm with ice cream. The spices in the apple pie tasted more cinnamon bun-y than apple pie-y. Which is only an observation since the pie was delicious. The ice cream was the only lackluster item of the night. I'm a strong proponent for high quality ice cream on desserts and that pie deserved better. With that being said, we ate every last bite and I have no regrets doing so.
I have been thinking about this restaurant, the meal, those drinks, and that team ever since we left. It is extremely rare for a restaurant to leave an impression that strong. But they did. And every single person there needs to know how effing great they did.
So go try it. But only a few of you because I don't want to wait in line.