anita c.
Yelp
Blech.
Went here last weekend based on the postive review here, and.. wow... I mean, I never though I would get nostalgic for the mediocre eats at Al's Cafe Good Food.
First of all, service was surly. We were grunted to a table, and had threadbare menus shoved at us. Actually, make that 'menu', singular -- did the waiter really want us to share? Uh, yeah. Sorry, I don't read upside-down in the morning. After trying unsuccessfully to get the waiter's attention, we got up and got a second menu off the counter.
Then we tried to order, only to find out that they don't make poached eggs?? WTF!? I thought this was a coffee shop. Given the choice of scrambled or over-easy, I went with scrambled. No English muffins or sourdough, either -- you'll take white or wheat ...and *like* it.
We were practically the only people in the place, but for some reason our food took forever to come. When it finally materialized, it looked like a dog's breakfast. The hashbrowns were cooked in nasty artificial-tasting griddle grease, and were totally pale, cold, and underdone. The eggs, on the other hand, were rubbery and over cooked. I don't expect much from diner corned-beef hash from a can, but it should at least be heated through and preferably a little crispy (this was neither). Oh, and as for my toast? Nasty bread with cheap margarine. (--shudder--)
While we were attempting to eat, a guy came in and sat at the counter, and asked for eggs with three slices of bacon, instead of the two slices listed on the menu.
Waiter: "No, it comes with two."
Customer: "Well, I'd like three."
Waiter: "No!"
Customer: "What do you mean, "No!"? I'll pay for it!"
Waiter: "Get out of here!"
(customer gets up, slams menu on the counter, and leaves)
Waiter: "And DON'T COME BACK"
(--boggle--)
I felt sick most of the day after eating here. I can put up with mediocre food, as long as it's made with love. But this meal was obviously made with an extra helping of contempt.
Blech.