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You haven’t truly experienced Naples until you’ve eaten something that could both feed a family and double as a weighted blanket. Enter: Zia Esterina’s Pizza Fritta—a deep-fried calzone sent straight from the carb gods to challenge your digestive system and your self-control.
Picture this: pizza dough lovingly stuffed with ricotta, provola, salami, and sauce, then yeeted into a vat of hot oil until it comes out golden, puffed, and smelling like regret and dreams. You’re handed this glorious food pillow in wax paper while your brain goes, “Yes. This. Is. It.”
Biting into it is like being slapped in the face by a delicious cloud. A hot, cheesy, deep-fried cloud. It’s messy. It’s melty. It’s one wrong grip away from total shirt destruction. But you won’t care. Because this thing tastes like Naples shouting directly into your mouth.
Now, let’s be honest—it’s a heavy boy. Don’t plan on doing anything productive afterwards. You eat one of these and your only goal for the next two hours is to find shade and rethink your life choices.
Final verdict:
An experience? Yes. A meal? Also yes.
Will you feel full? For three days.
Will you go back? Probably not… but only because you physically can’t move.
10/10, would get fried again.