Chopper 1.
Yelp
I'm seated quickly, and with a nice smile. I go to Applebees quite frequently (4-5 times a week....) Not because I'm lonely, but because I'm actually quite fond of one of the managers, the one that always wears a nice collared plaid shirt, the one with the gorgeous gleaming bald head. Anyway, I go to this Applebees so much, and every time I come in, I'm sat very quickly and with smiling faces and friendly banter. Sometimes, this manager even drops off my food, and when he does, it always a little bit more flavourful and a little hotter. Whenever he comes be there's always a sweet little conversation, and he's soooooo funny. I wish I could tip him, because he's just the most incredible restaurant manager I've ever seen. Whenever he's hassling his employees to do better, it gives me butterflies to see the respect he commands. Anyway my whisky bacon burger was delish! The buns were toasted to perfection, and the burger was dripping with sauce and juice, it got all over my face, dripping down my neck and down my shirt, all over my clothes. After I ate I needed to strip down in the mens bathroom and scurry out through the to-go door out to my car, hoping no one but the stud manager saw me. The crispy onions made my mouth water and tears flow from my eyes. The pickles made me want to scream without the s because of their rich flavour. The fireball infused sauce on the burger gave me just the buzz I needed to get me drooling for that manager again. I recommend everybody go and see him, so you can know what true beauty looks like.