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If it were located in a dusty loft above someone's house, it'd be Attic Pizza. If it were located on prison grounds during a riot, it'd be Attica Pizza. And if it were a fortune teller located on Noah's boat, it'd be Ark-mystic Pizza.
My notes - incredible pizza from the nicest guy, perfect and better than most of the rivals, hope it does well, late night
After my first trip, these were my thoughts:
I'm a massive fan of Artistic Pizza in New York which is one of the better places that I've been to. Delicious fresh New York slices for cheap prices in a very expensive and fun and lively neighbourhood which has some great pizza and some bad pizza.
If they sold fireplaces, they'd be "Artistic Heaters." If they sold nudes of males, they'd be "Artistic Penises." I suppose that's not very tasteful? But these slices are.
It's hard to find a truly great slice in Manhattan, and a lot of the high-rated places and the busy places are actually crap. This tiny little hole-in-the-wall right in the middle of the expensive and trendy villages is one of the very best slices I've had in Manhattan, and I would come back here anytime for a delicious slice of pizza. Makes the famous nearby Artichoke Pizza taste like chalkboard dust.
If it served up painted renderings of Pokemon, it'd be "Artistic Pikachu." And if a call girl was giving confessions here, it'd be "Artistic Piper" (Billie).
After my fourth trip, I said:
I still love Artistic Pizza, although it's not nearly as good as it was when it first opened and I fell in love with it. Their slices certainly still taste good and it's open super late, they're cheap and service is really nice, but it's not quite on the level of the famous places across the street - Joe's and Bleecker St Pizza - and now that I've compared them directly back-to-back, Barbie agreed that while the people running this place are some of the friendliest anywhere, their slices are good but not life-changing. It's still well worth a 5-star rating though.
It's a good thing they don't have restrooms though. After all, who wants to be watched in the toilet? Even if it is through "Artistic Peepholes"?