Phil P.
Yelp
This is my first review in a while and the first draft was longer (just had words backed up into my fingers, I guess), so I edited. Here's the short version.
The Order: Hot Dog Kids Meal, Mushroom Swiss Burger, Green Chile Burger, Fries, BBQ sauce, Spicy Ketchup, AB Sauce, Sriracha Mayo, Truffle Mayo, Roasted Garlic Aioli, Fountain Drink, Salted Caramel Milkshake.
The Taste: The Hot Dog was legitimately good, which surprised me and made me happy when I ended up eating it because my son decided he didn't want his hot dog. Mushroom Swiss and Green Chile Burgers were BOTH delicious. I've only ever had one mushroom burger that I liked more, and I have to drive 40 miles to get it, so score. I was surprised at how much I enjoyed the chile burger. The Green Chiles were mild, but had a robust--not overwhelming--flavor that I actually preferred over the Mushroom Swiss. While the flavors were great, I'm dinging the burgers for execution and presentation--they were greasy and the buns were smashed. I expect a lot more from an $8 burger. The fries were average. Skin-on, which I like, a little crispy, well-salted, but somehow not particularly stand-out. Fries I like better: Red Robin steak fries, Rally's, Wendy's, and Luke's duck-fat fries. Atomic's fries aren't bad, they just aren't particularly good. BBQ sauce is Sweet Baby Ray's so it's reliable if sweet. Spicy Ketchup, Sriracha Mayo, and AB sauce were the favorites at our table. Truffle Mayo and Roasted Garlic Aioli just tasted like weird mayo to the person in our group who actually grew up in Belgium, where mayo is the standard condiment for fries. Coke products in the fountain. Salted Caramel Milkshake was THICK and DELISH; that's going on the list of cravable eats.
The Price: $40. Kinda pricey for two burger combos, a kids' meal, and a shake.
The Facility: Circa 1950s-inspired industrial design. Not particularly anything, but ok. Tables were ALL dirty. There were three other groups dining in when we sat down. Their tables looked dirty. All the other tables were dirty. I went to the bathroom, got a wet paper towel, got a dry paper towel, and got to work. On the upside, the mens' room was clean, though DIMLY lit. Two high-chairs of differing heights were available to accommodate the rugrats. There's an outdoor dining area for those who wish to imbibe in the exhaust fumes from Vets Blvd.
The Service: Good, not great--definitely fast CASUAL. There's a self-serve station available for orders. The soda fountain was clean, but only had lids for the large cups.
The Bottom Line: Not my favorite place to get a burger--pricey for a fast casual place where I have to wipe down my own table--but it's ok. It's gonna be a while before I come back for a burger or fries, but I'll probably be back for a milkshake before that.