Dennis C.
Yelp
Uh, let's start with a healthy dose of honesty: this is not a good "dive bar." It's just a 20-foot by 100-foot ramshackle, smoke-filled shack of a house in the Bywater neighborhood of New Orleans. There are, maybe, 20 seats in the house, most of which appear to have been picked up from the sidewalks of New Orleans. The band takes up HALF of the bar, and the crowd is packed, asses-to-elbows, into the other half. We came for the music, and this place would have gotten more than one star (despite all of its many faults) had the (very good) house band (King James and the Specialmen) started something reasonably close to their advertised time of 10 p.m. They were extremely lackadaisical, finally gracing the crowd with their first note after 11 p.m. They played a 35- to 40-minute first set, then took a nearly 45-minute break. There's nothing "authentic" or charming about this: it's simply unprofessional.
The crowd? Dominated by 20-something, preppy, pretentious chain-smokers. Expect a dry cleaning bill to rid your clothes of the smoke.
As is well known, the Bywater is NOT a good neighborhood. With sensible precautions (taking taxis in and out), that's not a big deal. Getting a cab there is not a problem. Getting a cab OUT at 1 a.m. or later: not so easy. Add up the cab fare from the French Quarter, and it makes a great deal more sense going to one of the many (far superior) clubs on Frenchman Street.
Don't waste one of your precious nights in New Orleans on this place.