Marcus J.
Yelp
Bain's BBQ is the full restaurant equivalent
of the McDonald's ice cream machine. You want it, you'll order it, but it's never available. This place seemingly never has any barbecue. It's really a lunch-only barbecue joint, but they stay open later for some reason. I guess they get a kick out of telling patrons that all they have is bologna and Lays potato chips.
I can almost understand not having ribs, brisket, and burnt ends available all the time. But they never have anything on Friday and Saturday during dinner hours. And I mean they got nothing. It's not just the barbecue. They inexplicably run out of sides. What's the excuse for not having any sides available?
I've visited this place three times. They never have anything. The second time I went all they had was pulled pork, turkey, potato chips, and potato salad. WT(actual)F? I ended up trying the pulled pork sandwich and potato salad. The sandwich had a lot of meat, but it's not a cheap sandwich either. The pulled pork was decent but it was fairly bland. The slaw and the sauce didn't stand out too much. The potato salad was very bland to the point of being flavorless.
So let's just say it's understandable for a physical barbecue restaurant to consistently be sold out of all of their low and slow barbecue during weekend hours. Let's grant them that. How the hell do you run out of sides? I've never seen a restaurant never have anything side dishes. No sides no desserts, I mean they probably run out of napkins and toilet paper too, I'm not sure.
*Take a look at my screenshot of the Bain website*
Look at it and observe that I'm on the "anytime menu." See how everything is sold out? How do you run out of a smash burger? They sold out of burgers? Really?
I mean I understand wanting to keep shrink down and run a tight inventory. Again, I've visited this place three times and they never have anything. Just close the place if you're running on 5% of your menu. They also never answer the phone, so it's useless to call ahead and see if they have anything.