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If you want a great drink then you better go to BAMBU
If you don't know what to order then I don't give a DAMBU
Servers treat you so well you'd think they're in your FAMBU
Even if you took up 2 spots with your Dodge RAMBU
If tomorrow is a test then you know you better CRAMBU
Afterwards go read this at a poetry SLAMBU
I learned how to freestyle when I was in 'NAMBU
And coincidentally Nam is the origin of BAMBU!
What to get: #10, #4, #1, any of the fruit smoothies, omg so many options, but not Milk Tea.
Why: Because I said not Milk Tea and when I say not Milk Tea you dont get Milk Tea.
Indeed, Bambu is Vietnamese, and is an international chain with tons of locations in places like Texas and California, but not many in the North East at all, for example NYC has none as far as I know.
I didn't know Bambu was a chain the first time I came here, and I fell in love with their amazingly original, off-the-wall, bizarre and massive selection of drinks. Some of them (such as #1, #10) taste like coconut milk with a bunch of crazy jellies and shaved ice and other goodies inside, and they are the starting point, because you'll never taste anything quite like it. Very refreshing and amazing.
After that, I highly recommend these incredible fruit smoothies. Strawberry is always a go-to, with tapioca in it perhaps, but they have a large selection, including specials, and it's so worth it.
This BAMBU, the first I ever went to, is hidden inside a strip mall full of Asian goodies on the South Side of Philly, and parking is really difficult, but worth it. Tiny spots and they're usually full, much like my ex.
But once you try the drinks (served by some of the friendlier folks in the city of sisterly love), you will want to rap about them to everyone.
Which is what I shall do again, now.
Sylvester Stallone came here in RAMBO
Popular in Laos, Thailand and also CAMBO
Thrills all the Yelp CMs (including JANDO)
As seen in Star Wars (being sipped by LANDO)
George Michael loved it when he was in WHAMBO
Not sure how he put up with the taste of CLAM DOE
Newborn babies like to drink this in the PRAMBO
And give it to an East African, they'll say JAMBO!
Anderson loves it, of course I mean PAMBU
Your drink wants you! So says Uncle SAMBU
Make preserves out of it, turn it into JAMBU
Or make BBQ out of it, we'll call it HAMBU
If you're dolled up with make-up, you're gonna love GLAMBU
Follow me here as if you're a little LAMBU
You'll get your ass kicked if you don't share it with Jean Claude Van DAMMEBU
So in conclusion, Philly, let's all go right now to BAMBU!