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If you steal my curry you're a THIEF
If you insult my Barbi I'll give you GRIEF
If you leave her alone, that's a RELIEF
If you don't, she'll sit on you and QUEEF
Then she'll insult your tiny BEEF
While using her shoes to knock out your TEETH
Make you vanish faster than the barrier REEF
And then drag her muscle guy to BANANA LEAF
WHAT
Perhaps the best, and definitely the best value, restaurant in Chinatown.
Not to be confused with Banana Republic, as in, I'd like to put my Banana in your Republic.
It gets a little cold in here, but there's nothing better (or spicier) than the food here. Nommmmm.
If Ana keeps on taking off her clothes in this store, they should simply Ban Ana, and ask her to Leaf.
What to get: Char Kway Teow, extra spicy, Belacan Rice, extra spicy, and maybe the Tofu dish or the Roti Canai (although that often comes with colder curry sauce).
If I had to make a list of the 10 best servers in Houston (friendliest, most personable, and professional), a couple of the servers here would be on that list. And their food is second to none. If you've never had Malaysian, this is the place to try it.
A girl eating Banana Leaf
Could not suspend her disbelief
Upon her understanding
They faked the Moon Landing
She said "I was right, what a relief!"
One of the best restaurants we've ever been to. Some of the servers here are off-the-charts friendly, portions are large and filling, spice levels are insane (if you ask for them) which is perfect for us, and the taste of the food is some of the very best Malaysian we've had in the country. All in all, there's no better place to eat in Texas, honestly.
In the winter time, due to lack of good heating, it becomes Brrrrnana Leaf. And dogs don't really like it here, they prefer Boneana Leaf.
Sure, sometimes it's a little chilly in here, and yes sometimes they forget the spice levels (but will fix it if you ask). But overall, you'll never have a significantly better Malaysian meal than this. No way. And you won't get this full on perfect Asian food in Houston for a cheaper price... and it really is perfect.
So if your best friend is a thief
And used your shirt as a handkerchief
Strike back with a vengeance
And barricade the entrance
To their fave restaurant, Banana Leaf!
The best Malaysian food in Texas that we've had, and some of the best anywhere - especially the life-changing Char Kway Teow. One of Houston's best, and best value, and oftentimes friendliest, restaurants. One of Chinatown's very best, and such a different cuisine to the likes of Chinese and Korean and Viet, which are more omnipresent throughout HTX. In fact it's so good, it deserves some rap:
OK this rap will be BRIEF
Which I'm sure is a RELIEF
They low-key call me Hot Dog THIEF
So you're like Mick Jagger, me KEITH
Last night some dude with three TEETH
Up and started giving me GRIEF
I said "Why you come for me CHIEF?
Instead let's do BANANA LEAF!"
He said "it is my BELIEF
That you believe in free SPEECH"
I said "Yes, but here's what lies BENEATH
A desire for more BANANA LEAF!"
WHAT