Zara L.
Yelp
I can't believe it - I've lived in Crouch End for years now, and I haven't ever reviewed Crouch End staple restaurant Banner's. Crouch End without Banner's, would be like the town losing it's iconic Clock Tower (yes we have one, just like Hill Valley off that film!).
Beloved of North London locals, this is a no fuss cosy restaurant/diner and a great brunch place to take guests making the trek over to the "Land of no tube". The menu is massive, but maybe that's because they put adverts in it!
They do all day breakfasts with eggs, as well as pancakes and a very delicious lighter yoghurt option if you need it. They also include mix of other all day food including Caribbean inspired Jerk, Latin Americanesque rice and beans, burgers, sandwiches, plantains and salads. It's not authentic, but it's a London bastardisation and it's pretty darn delicious, and there are lots of vegetarian options too.
I've only had one bad food experience at Banner's. I'd probably be wary of the specials , as I am not convinced they know what they are doing if the food isn't a regular menu item. I ordered my favourite Middle Eastern breakfast dish shakshouka off the specials a few weeks back and what came did not resemble shakshouka in the slightest, but boring scrambled eggs with brioche. For information shakshouka is eggs pouched in sauce of tomato sauce with chili, peppers, onion and spices, and not the dry bland thing I was served. It wasn't terrible once I poured some hot sauce all over but just disappointing. A word of warning, just because Ottolenghi has made something fashionable doesn't mean you should do it too. Stick to all the amazing things you do best Banner's. If he jumped off a cliff would you follow? ... actually maybe I would too, after all he is so lovely and cute, and perhaps if he had some of his yummy salads with him, squeeeeeee!
Of course, being yummy mummy centre Crouch End Banner's is so family friendly during the daytime that you can't shake your salt and pepper shaker without hitting a wee child in the face. They even have kids drawing pride of on the front of their menus, which makes you realise that the art work children produce are 100 times more interesting than the usual menu covers restaurants have.
Yes it can be crowded - especially at brunch. And perhaps the service can be a little slow but this Crouch End institution makes up for it in good food, big portions and the jelly beans they serve you in a coconut shell when the bill comes.