Shayla B.
Yelp
It's another case of great food that comes in miniscule portion sizes at ridiculously high prices. Not sure if this is the new trend now or something, but this place would probably be a lot more attractive if they made a few minor adjustments. Bar Cesar is a Mexican food restaurant and bar located in Oakland's Piedmont district.
It was taco Tuesday and I was craving... you guessed it... tacos! Not wanting to sit in traffic to go to my favorite place, I decided to spice it up and try something new. I had been eyeing Bar Cesar for quite some time, so I was excited to finally give them a try. I parked in the parking lot located directly behind the restaurant. Usually when I come to this lot, I can never find a parking spot. This time, I lucked out and found one of the last ones. Word to the wise: come early or try to find street parking on an off street. The parking in this part of town to put it blatantly, just... sucks!
I entered through the backside of the restaurant which led me straight to the bar. You can enter this way, or from the front entrance (obviously). The interior is decorated quite nicely with a multi-blue confetti style outlining around the bar area. The alcohol shelves are stacked all the way up to the ceiling, allowing for the perfect view of their bottle selections. The restaurant is well lit with several built in wall and ceiling lights, and there are TV's hanging on both ends of the bar. It has a very edgy design that appears to be very well maintained.
I was approached by my bartender right away and he gave me a menu to look over. He mentioned that they were offering happy hour items and this made me happy of course. I live for happy hours! Happy hour = happy Shayla! As far as suggestions go, the bartender was quick to mention their crispy shrimp tacos. Although I love shrimp, I've never been a huge fan of eating them in Mexican food unless it's in ceviche or being served on the side. Despite this, I decided to give them a try. I ordered 2 tempura fish tacos, 2 baja crispy shrimp tacos, and 2 margaritas.
First... let me give total PRAISE to those damn margaritas! They were nomalicious! Yes I just created that word and I know that you already love it! But mmm, they were lipsmackin' GOOD! The perfect combination of sweet and tart without overdoing it. Nice and strong how mama likes it (oooh yeah!). They were perf and I totes loved everything about them! The tacos were bombsy! Packin' all types and kinds of flavor like whoa! The tempura fish tacos were delicious, but DAYUM... those SCRIMPS?! Me likey dem scrimps a lot! Yes honey, gimme some more of those yummy lil' shrimp tacos! I'm so happy that the bartender made that suggestion because the shrimp tacos were the highlight of the night! Crunchy battered goodness topped with an amazing cabbage slaw marinated in chile aioli. I swear I could have eaten 100 of those things! They were so good!
Now... here comes the bad part. Portion sizes are HELLA small! When I said that I could have eaten 100 of them, I really meant it. When I initially ordered, I only put in for two tacos. But after scarfing them down within a matter of minutes without even feeling like I ate anything, I decided to order two more. Let me tell you; those things barely even left a dent in my tummy. It was more of a tickle...?! Yeah... they just tickled my stomach. It was tease! So sad because I adored the taste!
And the other part... expensive AF! Wait... ain't this happy hour?! But... I'm not happy with my $40 bill? I mean, MAYBE if I had gotten full but, not with these small portions. Two small tacos costed $8.50 during "happy hour". I didn't look at the regular price of these tacos, but I would never pay more than that for what I got! I can go to the truck a few miles away and get double the amount of tacos for the same price. It's just not worth it in my opinion. I have yet to try one of their actual entrees, but their happy hour wasn't really so "happy" in my opinion. There may be another visit in the future, but I would probably just go for dinner because their happy hour really isn't saving me much in the long run.