Paul W.
Yelp
Look, Bar La Real is beautiful, very nicely appointed and is located in the attic space of a downtown building they're calling the "Republic Entertainment Bureau". So why only 2 stars? Well, there's a metaphor called the "boiling frog" which says if you place a frog into boiling water, it immediately jumps out, but if you place the animal in tepid water, then slowly raise the temperature, it doesn't realize it's being boiled alive until its too late. It feels like this exact metaphor is playing out in the Miami area bar and cocktail scene, and Bar La Real is the latest to raise the temperature on us.
A decade ago, the going price for a well-poured cocktail was about $7 or $8. Then, somehow $13, then $15 became the going rate. People bristled, but continued to patronize those places. At Bar La Real, their slogan is "Tropiglam - The thin line between extravagant and elegant", and they've kicked the boiling frog metaphor up a notch: All the "elixirs" or specialty cocktails listed on their menu are $19. The cheapest wine by the glass is $18 and even a bottle of water will set you back $12 and, of course, "for your convenience" there's a 20% gratuity added to every bill. How kind of them to consider how convenient this is for their customers.
Sorry, Bar La Real, but there are too many other places in the downtown and adjacent Brickell areas to get a well crafted cocktail without spending an astronomical amount to enjoy one.