Linguini B.
Yelp
I am disturbed. Unsettled. My entire body convulses at the fact that there are people out there who do not rate Barry's Buns 5 stars. I don't consider myself an expert at much - stop putting yourself down Linguini you're worthy of love - but I am quite the aficionado when it comes to buns. These are the best of the best, don't leave Wildwood without giving them a test.
Barry's Buns got bunzzz hunnnnn and they are better than any buns you'll see at the shore (smirk)... you'll understand if you're surfing the same wave I'm boogy boarding on. These babies can make your trip an instant grazing of your lower lip. Just the smell... mmmm get a whiff, nay just a sniff... and find yourself barking like a British bulldog.
7 AM - 1 PM, a line that wraps around streets, buildings, stop signs, cars, hearts.... I'd stay in this line during a Hurricane, no cap and zero bap. "I've got a feverrrr for more of Barry's Buns" - Christopher Walken. I ditto that CW.
Sticky Buns oh so sticky, unlike Vicky... yes these things are the opposite of icky. Cinnamon Buns that may make you a sinner so eat these in closed off territory. Waffles, and a ton of other treats/pastries I mean this place just "slaps", slaps like the back slapping I get when these buns make it across my cheeks and into my drooling face hole.
Papa don't wanna choose no favorites bc papa loves all his children equally but that maple bacon bun was the totality of a day of fun under the sun.
P.S. this place will run out of buns it's that popular and rightly so. Nobody leaves without multiple boxes. The price is extremely fair and it breaks my crispy and crusty soul to see people exclaim differently. These things are simply mega sized. Barry gives these buns a Brazilian lift. There's not a chance in the world I leave Wildwood without snagging a couple boxes on a random morning.
P.S. Part 2: Your children aren't the biggest fans of you. Or maybe you've just blown the vacay at the shore. Or maybe you yelled at the kids last night. Get up early get on line and get them some buns for when they wake up. I read a scientific journal that stated "33% of Children under the Age of 13 have physically floated to the kitchen at awakening due to the smell of these buns lifting them into the air." Amazing. Harvard study I believe. "The remaining 67% found themselves simply sleep walking before even waking, coming to sense with an entire bun in their mouth. No complaints, just an epic state of equilibrium and joy yet to be charted in any other sector of life." Love your children? Answers simple folks. Trust the science. Trust the buns.
Linguini may just make the trip to the crest this summer strictly for some buns. Saying "bye Felicia" to this place last time I left was tuff to say the least. But my good friend Pooh Bear always tells me How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard. Hopefully see you soon, bunz.