Sidney T.
Yelp
This mall is just about as bland as my taste in clothing. Besides the three colors I wear being white, black, and gray, this mall suffers severely.
Before I begin an in depth review which I'm writing for absolutely no reason, I wanted to point out that this mall has been an outlet for my boredom for years. When in doubt, hit the Barton creek mall.
It's the perfect place to spot middle school tweens craving a Starbucks beverage as well as stores going out of business weekly probably due to the cost of rent or the fact that we really don't need a store dedicated to pens.
Speaking of stores we don't need, I was in hysteria laughing at the fact that we have a store for I believe lamps or maybe stained glass (I personally have no intention from going in there, and I'm not too sure anyone else would know either because I've never actually seen a person in one of those stores besides an employee probably stalking their high school lover on Facebook)
In addition, the amount of kiosks with evil pyramid schemes is unreal. The fact that the kiosks stores include one for squishies, one for cheese and meat, as well as bizarre wooden figures is actually very comical.
Of course we have our few, but decent stores being Lululemon, Nordstrom, Gap, Old Navy, Pac Sun, and maybe a couple others. This partially covers up the many, many flaws of this mall. However, as a self proclaimed shopaholic, (I know, my bland fashion sense is great) even this mall lets me down.
Looking for a decent black dress for your pet hamsters funeral? Yeah you won't find that here
Looking for a delicious meal? Best you'll get is a Panda Express which tastes like the seat of a school bus.
Looking for a place to let you down?
BINGO!
Will I come here again? Yes, mostly because this is the only place near me to find clothes or because what high school girl doesn't want to shop and find absolutely nothing?
Thank you for your read, I am most likely going to be at this mall tomorrow anyways. Am I a hypocrite for giving this mall a mediocre review and yet I still go on the weekly? Absolutely.
Regardless, trust this information and go there at your own risk.
Final thing to mention, this is a Simon owned mall whatever that means. All I know is that most Simon malls will probably let you down. However, I'd like to thank this mall for helping me through my tween and teenage years. Not only has this mall seen me looking fabulous, but this mall has witnessed me looking like a victim of the plague and continuing to make me crawl back to this place for no reason at all.
Thank you