Chris L.
Yelp
Riverboat dinner cruise on the Seine through the heart of Paris. A couple things to consider here: first, the food they offer. second, the views they enable.
So first, the food. Nothing special. They give you a menu when you sit down and you order everything up front, which is nice because that frees you up to go outside or topside for views of the city. We ordered our food and enjoyed our bottle of champagne, which was included in our ticket. The champagne was decent, though an average offering, not like France's finest or anything. The food was decent, nothing to write home about, but certainly nothing bad either. So all in all, from a food perspective, yeah not bad.
From the perspective of seeing Paris, there's really only one way to get some of these views, and that's on board the boat. The views from the boat are some of the best you can get, without the worry of being crowded out by tourists. They also have it timed extremely well; our boat happened to go past the Eiffel Tower just as the clock struck 10 PM, which meant all the twinkle lights lit up. That being said, you can get some pretty great views of all these places when not on the boat, either, so it really depends on your preferences there. For me, the most fun was waving to people on the shore, mostly locals who hang out in the evenings along the river. I realize that sounds incredibly corny, but it started to become a game of who you could get the attention of and who would acknowledge back. That might've been the champagne talking, but whatever.
Regardless, it's a unique experience in the heart of Paris. Is it worth the cost? That really is down to you. The food is average, but the experience is certainly fun. I probably wouldn't do it again, but i'm glad i did it once.