Peter H.
Yelp
OK, so it's been exactly a year since my last review, and now that Texas is smart and opening up restaurants again, I thought I'd check out BB's Tex-Orleans near my neighborhood.
Short version: a noisy, hectic, woefully understaffed eatery with bland food and bad hygienic habits. Stay away!! Run for the hills!! Do not eat here!!
Long version: In the midst of my spring cleanse, I wanted a nice lunch with some fish and red beans and rice. Because BB's has a daily special - and today's happened to be fried fish - I dropped in here.
The first thing I noticed was that it was loud and busy. In fact, within the span of 15 seconds, two servers breezed by me and said "I'll be with you in a minute" while rushing to their tables.
Management, take note: when you are short of staff, call in the reserves if you can. Don't over-seat customers in already busy stations and have your waitstaff acting like it's "Beat the Clock." But I digress.
As I was alone, I sat at the bar - as I always do. It took the bartender a while to get to me. And no, the bar wasn't busy. This guy was too busy taking requests for NCAA basketball games to tune the TV sets. WTF?? Is that even his job??
It also translated into bad service. Water wasn't kept filled, I had to ask for silverware, and nobody checked on me until near the end of my meal. Pics attached to prove my point.
As for the food, it was MEH. The fried fish lacked flavor, and the red beans and rice looked as if they'd died under a heat lamp. Trust me - when you have to add lemon, salt, Tabasco and tartar sauce to spice up your fish, then it's B-L-A-N-D. And this is supposed to be Louisiana cuisine? SMH...
The crowning blow was when I was finishing up my lunch and found a big, long, black hair in my red beans. That's right, readers - a HAIR.
Excuse me while I go vomit. OK, I'm back now.
After I complained to the too-busy bartender, he went in the back with my food. He came back and informed me that the management comped the meal.
Did a manager come by personally to apologize for the mishap? NO.
Was I offered anything else? NO.
After reading all these previous reviews of patrons who have dined in, I can safely say that they're all correct. Service and food are just awful, and it's systemic. The GM obviously doesn't care about how guests are treated, and as the old saying goes: "The fish rots from the head down."
So to summarize: lackluster service, insipid food and a big hair in the food contributed to this 1-star updated review. Congratulations, BB's - you have just won The Peter Hughes Badge of Shame Award. (Inserting appropriate Bronx cheer here.) GIRL, BYE!