Camille B.
Yelp
I have seen so many videos of beetle house LA and I was super excited to finally go in person, just to be super disappointed. Also keep in mind that I can from SF (7-hour drive) and made sure I added this to my list of activities I was doing while visiting LA.
Ambiance:
Outside was not inviting, it looked all boxed up and I only figured out where the entrance was by people standing nearby also waiting. Also, you have to park in a parking lot because street parking was 8am-6pm and doors do not open until 5pm. I ended up paying $15 dollars for parking.
Inside was beautiful and spooky had great music. The seats were booths, and they had lots of small rips and were a little awkward to get in and out of.
The bathrooms were DISGUSTING! Our reservations was at 5pm which is when it opened so I don't understand why the bathrooms were so gross. The floors were sticky, the toilet's had pee on them, and most of the soap dispensers were empty.
It was also really hot in there and was making me feel a little nauseous.
Food:
I ordered the mac and cheese, a burger, and a cookie with ice cream.
My partner ordered the mac also, the salmon, and the cookie as well.
the mac was good; noodles were a little over cooked over all yummy, the burger was dry and had so much stuff on it I ended up basically only eating the patty. (I am a picky eater so this could just be a me thing so that's totally fair). The cookie was hard as a rock, ice cream 10/10. The desserts offered on the menu you could only order 2 of them and the rest she told us, so that's why we got the cookie. My partner said his salmon was good, but the mashed potatoes were spicy, and it was very off putting. The drink menu was mostly alcohol which makes since it's a bar. They also said some drinks could be made into nonalcoholic ones, but they did not have like regular sodas. My partner and I don't drink so we just had water.
Service:
We arrive at 5pm when it opened. They greeted us kindly got us to a table quickly. After a few minutes someone was coming around to take our photos which I did not know about pervious, I had assumed at the moment it was part of the cost of everything. Later to find out she comes up with 3 photos asking if we wanted to purchase one of them for $25 dollars. It was a little awkward of an interaction and we felt like we had to buy it. There were at least 3 people behind the bar, 1 server, 1 bouncer, 2 hosts, and 3 performers. The server did her job well for doing it all on her own, she did forget to bring us water, so I asked her nicely (other people had received water, a refill pitcher, drinks, while we had nothing). Keep in mind it was so hot in there from the get-go, so water was needed.
The whole experience was super slow. The 1st act came on about 30 minutes into dining. After that was done we got our mac, about 10 minutes go by and another act came on, and then about 30-40 minutes later the 3rd act goes on and after she was done, we got our entree. It was about another 30 minutes before they took our plates, and the 1st person did another act. And then we got our dessert shortly after that. More variety of acts would have made the gaps not feel so long perhaps.
We ended up leaving around 7:30pm so 2.5 hours there in a hot room with medium acts (the fire lady was awesome), medium food, medium service.
Overall, we ended up spending $200's for the food, a picture, and tip.
I was really bummed out and I probably never come back. I almost never leave reviews, but I felt that if it was this bad, other people should know too. I really hope you take this to heart to help improve and make it magically spooky as I have seen it online.