Nasyatana C.
Yelp
TL;DR: this place sucks, don't come here unless you want to poop ur brains out :/
Pros:
-The location is beautiful and I really appreciate the plentiful seating and opportunity to sit my the river and have a picnic.
-Lots of seating makings eating outside comfortable if you have CoVid anxiety (though it didn't seem like people were too worried about it, mask
Culture is pretty lax)
-The local alcohol was delicious as well, the bartender did a great job on recommending a good sparking wine for someone who doesn't drink much.
- The tuna sandwich (the simplest dish of all) was a lot better than the hot food. Though it could use more seasoning.
Cons:
-Food is served in a cheap plastic togo container, which they apparently reuse!!
-This place feels like a glorified Long Johns Silvers, just with booze and more meat options. My bf and I shared some food between each other, the fish and chips, a tuna sandwich, and some Mac.
-The fish from the fish and chips didn't taste fresh, it tasted frozen and extremely bland. It completely fell apart when I was trying to dip it in the sauce.
-The oil that fried the fish was fried in tasted old.
-The Mac and Cheese didn't taste fresh. The cheese started to separate and gave a grainy texture. Like you get when when you over cook it, keep reheating it too much, or it's been heated for too long? Yeah.
-Hella expensive for low quality food
-Drinks we're a bit pricey
-Lax mask culture, you're serving food!
Conclusion:
I was excited and enticed by the restaurant from delicious smelling BBQ. My bf and I arrived and spent $80 to be disappointed with sub par food that I can teach my little 6 & 10 year nephews how to make . If you're going to have a restaurant that's is darn near attached to the coast, at least have fresh seafood and cook it well. It's disappointing when Mac n Cheese and Fish n' Chips, the basics, gets messed up. Also, the bathroom should be cleaned A LOT more often. This place has a lot of potential if there was quality of ingredients, cheaper prices, and better QC when sending out food.
Go to Safeway before coming into down and go to the beach down the road. This place sucks and it's a rip off. It's disgusting that it seems like the business practice has never changed when you look at the reviews.