Rob P.
Yelp
Eating at Bistro Joe's during the holidays feels a bit like stepping into the set of a Hollywood movie during the holidays. Everything is perfect, quaint, magical. And, the best view isn't from the windows overlooking Woodward, but from the railing overlooking Joe's Market.
Fortunately, the food is also very good. But, I can honestly see myself giving a lower rating if the food is exactly the same, but transported to an ordinary restaurant. Still, there's no denying that the setting is a positive part of the experience.
The bloody Mary bar is the best I've ever seen. I was able to put pickled garlic and okra, dill pickle spears, cauliflower, and perfectly burnt hotdogs (!) in a huge glass with a very generous pour of vodka. I was seriously not nearly as hungry by the time the meal arrived, because there are so many goodies to put in the jar. The tomato juice options were also perfect.
My wife's mimosa however, was fairly ordinary. It wasn't quite worth the price, but she stole some of my vodka before I assembled my drink to offset how relatively tame it was.
I was a little disappointed with the omelettes: my wife's cheese omelette was good, but - strange as it sounds - there was too much cheese. If they had used half the cheese that they use, it would've been just right. My Conquistador Omelette was good, but I was disappointed that there is absolutely no heat in the chorizo.
The home fries, however, were probably the best thing on both of our plates. They were perfectly crisp, and seasoned subtly but effectively.
We'll definitely be back. There are enough good options on the menu - and the atmosphere is so charming - that I can't imagine not coming back for more.
SECOND VISIT: we stopped in for lunch this time, so we tried a completely different part of the menu.
We opened with phenomenal fried brussels sprouts with Parmesan cheese shavings. They were done just right, without a hint of greasiness, and just the right amount of crispiness to the leaves.
I'm impressed to say that they have Hendrick's Gin: this is phenomenally good Jen, which I've recently discovered, with citrus notes that you don't normally have an agenda. It worked magically with lemon juice. My wife's Chardonnay was also terrific.
Then, unfortunately, the main dish let us down. We both got mahi-mahi tacos, which sounded incredible. But, weirdly, they serve them in a crunchy corn taco. I wife remarked that it reminded her of having cheap Ortega brand tacos: it really took away from how good the other components were.
Our friend had what they called a grilled cheese, but it was really a massive sandwich with spinach, tomato, and cheese, on Ciabatta bread. It wasn't like a grilled cheese I've ever had, but it was tasty. And, the skin on french fries were phenomenally good.
So, once again, we are working our way through this menu, and finding things we like and things we don't like. But, once again, the setting really helped with the dining experience. And, this time, we went to the market and spent a bunch of money on the excellent food that they have there.