Kai L.
Yelp
"This is the really real world, there ain't no coming back. There ain't no coming back!"
So said David Patrick Kelly -- as T-Bird -- in "The Crow" just before Brandon Lee strapped him into his own car and drove him into the Detroit River to an explosive death.
What does this have to do with anything?
I have no crackheading idea, but...
After the unfortunate closure of A Different Light bookstore -- a WeHo stalwart since 1979 -- there was a definite void in the heart of SanMo Boulevard.
But if the LGBT community felt deep pangs of loss, Block Party is the explosive gain!
Once again, 8853 Santa Monica Boulevard is bringing the hot. And I mean that in the most delicious, sexy, delightfully tacky and gaudy way.
Are you in the mood for an overtly-sexual T-shirt plastered with lewd slogans? Do you want a banana hammock? How about an "I Eat at the Y Nightly" tank top -- that can fit a boy OR a girl?
What about a crotchless thong or formal Speedo for board meetings?
Get it here, lover. Lotion? Yes. Literature? Uh-huh.
Threads to skank it up for any and all genders? You'd better believe in it like lavender ghosts.
Prices? Low.
Selection? High
Service? Sexy
You: Crazy, sexy, cool.
Make them all melt, you orgasm machine, you.