Ray U.
Yelp
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Kayaking in a gorgeous spot like Tomales Bay is a phenomenal weekend activity. The scenery is stunning and there's a ton of wildlife - birds, jellyfish, sharks, elk, starfish. Trips like this are worth it every time, although the unpredictable Tomales Bay weather can be a dealbreaker. Make sure to bring LOTS of layers - hat, jackets, long underwear, shorts, t-shirt - so that you're prepared whether the microclimate is hot or cold. They have the usual kayaking gear (waterproof jackets, spray skirts, life preservers, etc.) that provide extra warmth + protection. Bring tons of sunblock, snacks, and more water than you think you'll need.
Before you go, be careful which company you pick and the guide you get. Things to know about Blue Waters:
- Morning trips are supposed to start at 9:30am.
- HOWEVER, they have everyone stand around in a circle, say their names, and perform a stretch or yoga pose for the group. It eats up half an hour and is basically my WORST.NIGHTMARE.EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. If I'd wanted to pay for a performative yoga class, I would've done that. I do not CARE if Bob from Sacramento enjoys downward-facing-dog. Please get me into a kayak and onto the water, thank yoooou!!!
- The guides vary in their style and knowledge. We had Seamus, a bellower who scared all wildlife away because he YELLED. Once on the water, every single living thing scurried away or dove headlong into the water, including me, as soon as he started bellowing. (Note: We ALMOST saw a few otters.) It would've been simple to round up the guests: there were 3 guides and all had walkie-talkies. All they needed to do was communicate to each other, then us, that we were gathering for a lesson-slash-mansplaining session. Please, train your guides to respect the local wildlife and the guest's ears :(
- As many of the guides do, ours fashioned himself to be a naturalist. However, he couldn't get his facts straight, which was frustrating for our group of *actual* naturalists. He misindentified 4 different bird species in the first hour, then plucked a starfish off a rock where it was feeding to hold up for display. Dude -- leave the wildlife alone, please, and go brush up on your birds. (FYI: that wasn't a Great Blue, it was a Black-Crowned Night heron. That was a flock of snowy egrets, not terns. And while bears have claws, osprey do not - they have TALONS. You're welcome.) We appreciated the attempted education, but maybe make sure your guides know a bit more before you sic them on the public...?
TL/DR: Tomales Bay is an epic kayaking location, but vet the kayak company you choose carefully. Bring layers, water & sunblock. Ditch guides who scream/mansplain and leave them on the shore. Enjoy!!