Luigi B.
Yelp
(Keanu Reeves voiceover)
The vibe is place to be for beautiful people on a Saturday night in McKinney!
There's an outdoor movie area with a fabulous sound system that's great for families for before or maybe even after dinner.
Walk through the tall door into what feels like an airlock and you are transported to an oasis of fine dining and fun! Whoah.
Allison and Francis (with an i; not e) warmly greeted us! There is a dress code, gentlemen.
The ladies are in fine evening attire. And just like Charlie Puth, you will sing, "That dress is karma. Perfume regret."
But before we could wait a few minutes for a table, Jannette discerned the mischief in our eyes (maybe just mine) and whisked us away to the private cigar lounge where us boys could dine and be raucous. Her ebulant service made us feel very VIP.
The cigar lounge was like walking into a John Wick scene. Cavernous. Gorgeous. Upscale.
Cat took charge. She is super warm, engaging, and funny.
We ordered ribeyes and a filet. And they were flavorful and perfectly grilled. Delish!
I enjoyed the scalloped potatoes w/ sautéed onions in a cognac pepper sauce.
And their bread loaf tasted bakery fresh from their fabulous kitchen.
We were having the greatest conversation and spinning the tallest tales. Yes, Winston. I have a charming side. Preternaturally charming. Preternatural.
The ladies laugh when I laugh. It's true. Right, ladies?
The boys wanted something manly for dessert. Kelly kindly presented the cigar menu. I can imagine a John Wick after dinner scene:
INT. CIGAR LOUNGE BOB'S STEAK & CHOP HOUSE - CONTINUOUS
JOHN
Kelly.
KELLY
John.
JOHN
What would you recommend this fine evening?
KELLY
The Java. I love it. Ladies love it.
JOHN
I'll have the Java.
KELLY
Great to see you, John.
JOHN
Great seeing you, Kelly.
INT. CIGAR LOUNGE BOB'S STEAK & CHOP HOUSE - CONTINUOUS
The boys in sartorial splendor enjoy irreverent conversation about current geopolitical issues while enjoying Java, Perdomo, and Rocky Patel cigars.
Through the smoke, a gorgeous blonde heroine clad in an elegant white dress walks in....my oh my.
That my friends is Bob's Steak & Chop House!
It is the place to have a cinematic John Wickian time right in the heart of McKinney!
Thanks Allison, Francis, Jannette, Cat, and Kelly!
Would order everything again! But next time, will get some Blanton's, maybe Pappy if we weren't hitting the range.
Woohoo!