Bottled Blonde

This is a pretty cool spot. They have a pretty decent selection of food items. Drinks are reasonably priced and service is overall good. Nice staff. Easy to be seated. No extra charges to be seated in a section…at least the times I’ve went. Parking - on weekends it is valet only parking in the parking lot so get there early enough to get street parking if you don’t want to pay $20 valet. 🙃

We had a huge mimosa tower which we easily split between 5 people and it was enough. I kind of expected the food to taste better because it looks amazing but it was still good. It is a bar. We sat in the couches by the street side where we could look out into the street. Really great vibe. Only have valet parking so we parked along the street towards the back. Definitely recommend for a hang out with friends for brunch.

The menu looked awesome, so thought I would try their signature burger, truffle fries, pizza. Nothing to write home about. Boxed nicely, good food service, temperature of food fine, just not the taste I thought it would be. Won't be returning for food. Bar looked great, and there was a deejay, and some game activities in the bar. Bartender was super pleasant, just disappointed with food, not worth $36.

I only came here for the *outdoor* crawfish, shrimp and lobster boil hosted by Chef Freddie Strong. His seafood was amazing and super flavorful! We had the boiled crawfish with all the trimmings; sausage, corn, shrimp, lobster and potatoes. The lobster was HUGE - that’s right, lobster! Everything was served with some delicious and very tasty melted butter. I wished I had the recipe. The chef is out there 7 days a week from 1 pm until dark serving up the best crawfish I’ve had in a very long time. Check him out, he’s outside in the parking lot and even has to go plates!! Thank me later!

We went to have my daughter experience her first 21 year old bar experience. This place was perfect for it. We ordered loaded tator tots that were soooooo tasty! They were the right amount for us 5 to share. The drinks were made perfectly and they have sports playing, so we watched the Astros game, listened to a great dj spin tunes while playing a giant sized game of connect four. Super fun!

My friends and I randomly stumbled across this place. The outside was lit up and very attractive. The aesthetic was eye catching for sure! We went early enough to were we could still get food & thankfully parked a few blocks away because parking was only $20 valet. Our 1st waitress was really sweet but had to leave so we got another; Ashley. Ashley was not attentive at all! I ordered the Eggplant Parmesan, only for her to tell me the kitchen doesn’t make it anymore. As a vegetarian, the options were very slim. She told me she’d check with the kitchen for other options, but instead came back asking if I was ready to order. We had to stare her down to get her attention from another male customer. The gentleman who brought our food was way more attentive and available to service us; I hate that I couldn’t tip him. The food was sub par, I got the “Forager” and it looked like they just made a mushroom pizza and piled arugula on top. My friend ordered a burger and asked for specific things that were not completed, as well as being charged $2 for NOT getting onions on the burger. BUT I honestly wasn’t even going to leave a review like this because as a whole it was decent. UNTIL, Ashley decided to follow my friend and I into the women's restroom, interrupting me on my phone, asking what was wrong with the service. I assumed this question arose because none of us left a tip; which as previously shown, was NOT deserved. I told her straight up that she was not attentive to our needs and we had better service from the server. She responds not with an apology but an excuse of only 1 of there machines were working, then reiterated if there was something she could have done better with her service. Annoyed, I just continued on my phone. There’s a difference between genuinely caring about your service and begging for a tip and I was thoroughly disgusted how she went about it. My friend and I stayed around to play a few games of Connect 4 then left. It was a nice establishment but I more than likely won’t be back.

Overall great service by Storm and the food was average. The $10 valet is the only parking option and I get it on the wknd but on a Tuesday night when little crowd that is ridiculous to pay for pizza and beer place and why deducted stars. That's a big addon to the total spend for a dinner. Appetizers incl the wings (best), truffle fries and pizza rolls (although 4 on plate but ads on their tvs showed 6) we're good. The supremo pizza was marginal at best s needed lots of salt as the sauce was limited and no flavor. On the drinks front, I'd not recommend the margaritas as they tasted horrible with almost a hint of pineapple and no liquor. To be fair they took them off bill when we mentioned and we switched to beer. Think they have some little links to work out still but more importantly they need to resolve high parking fees as that deters me from ever returning.

🤢Ok I have to give an honest review just out of integrity. First of all the parking lot is valet only and $20. Even on a weekday, even in the day time. When I came in to discuss why my tab was so large from the previous day (after calling twice and being told they would get back to me, surprise no one did) there was this really creepy old man at the valley that made a joke about how they accept any type of payment while winking at me. I don’t know about you but I got the impression it was something nefarious he was referring too. Ick I literally vomited. 🤢 I was able to get the tab thing settled(they charge 15% tip automatically, so I basically tipped twice) The manager Vincent was helpful because he said he wanted us to come back so he gave me back the difference, but I don’t know if I would want to ever go back… The vibe of that place is just off and if you are a young god fearing person just stay away from places like this entirely. I went because I was invited to a birthday party which was fun, but just be carful especially as a woman and even more especially if you don’t have people you trust around you. Also one of the waitresses was rude and looked disgusting when I passed her my drink glass so she could buss it. It was so odd because she was literally behind the bar area. Girl, I’m trying to make your job easier and you’re going to give me an attitude? Get over yourself. Just a weird place…

Came in for a friends b'day party a couple of weeks ago and had a great time. Service was great and everyone was attentive and friendly. The vibe is high and the music was good.

Super cute spot to hand out with friends!! Around 10 or so, they move the tables out and one of the areas become a dance floor so more people can get in. We arrived around 7 or 8 and by the time we left at 1 a.m. the line was well into the parking lot. Make sure to bring cash for valet. . .its like $20-$30 depending on where you want them to park your vehicle. I also want to shoutout their waitresses! I don't remember the name of the waitress that we had but she recommended a spicy cucumber margarita and it was F I R E!! I've been ordering that same drink everywhere else since I left here! Thanks girl! 5/5. . .I highly recommend this place and I can't wait to go back soon.

You literally cannot go wrong with this place. The food and service is on point. I love the music they play and the atmosphere is always lively!

As I rode down Washington Avenue, there was no way I could miss this place. It looked lit from the outside I dropped in and it was a very diverse crowd. The people at the door took good care of us and we're not an issue. The Hookah Service was absolutely exceptional. I never had to find them to change my coals. It was a great time. I would definitely go back..

This place is one of the best bars in Houston. The atmosphere is always hoppin and even on a "slow start" you have bartenders like Chuy or Makaila to make things so much fun. All the workers are personable and just genuinely want you to have a great time. I will be frequenting this bar in the future

My friend had major back surgery and had a handicap placard. The jerk valet guy AND the guy at the door insisted he could not park in the handicap space unless he paid $20 valet. Newsflash: this is against the law. We had gone here a lot but haven't been back since and will never return. I'm also reporting them.

You know I'm like 007 when it comes to choosing girls to chat with based on hair colour: Blonde... James Blonde. I was going to write this review weeks ago, but I bottled it and decided not to. Finally here it is... it's been a Blonde time coming. Yes there has been controversy surrounding the Bottled Blonde, especially in Chicago where it closed down, and partly in Dallas. But I can only review what I've seen and experienced here at the Houston location. - some of the most attentive employees anywhere - some of the most attractive women in Texas working here and as customers too - some amazing and lavish decore - some expensive but elaborate and exciting cocktails - a mostly-very-chill security staff that mostly don't bother people, although one of the guys outside gets a little aggressive with pedestrians crossing the lot I'm not a fan of the food, but everything else is top notch and deserves five stars. It attracts a similarly stunning crowd of the most amazing of the amazing people, much like Heart across the street, but with much more friendly cops/security working outside. And BB gets five stars for the really awesome girls that work here who treat Barbi like a friend, especially the perfect Paola and jaw-dropping Jamie, and the never-neglected Noelle, and the bodacious brunette Britney behind the main bar. I found one of them cuddling my gf when I came back from the bathroom the last time we were there (I forget which one but Bae would know), obviously Barbi loves attention from other beautiful women (much more than men) so that made her night. One of the goddesses that work here also ran across the street with me a few months back to help a girl who had passed out at the wheel of a sports car and was having some issues, and I thought I was really classy cuz it wasn't part of her job description but it showed that she actually cares about the people that frequent this club and the others up and down the strip. Due to my experiences here, I'll be visiting Bottled Blonde in Scottsdale (PHX) and Dallas when I next visit those places, and more places too. And whoever hires for Bottled Blonde has amazing taste in looks and personalities! Five stars. I trump the other reviews and I don't mean Donald I drove a sports car, so I throttled I bought a new house, then I remodeled I met a duck, and it just waddled I ate a burger, and it wasn't McDonald's I bought a Ray-Gun and I don't mean Ronald I took photos here while Barbi modeled Because all the best models come here to the Bottled. What.

First time going to Bottled Blonde was this past weekend. My sister Mikenna just started to work here and we wanted to check it out. The staff was super nice, the atmosphere was fun and the food and drinks were great! Thanks Bottled Blonde for being so welcoming to my sister! She is absolutely loving working for yall.

The only place I go to watch all the fights. They have the best TVs and the best staff. My go to is Chuy but they are all amazing. I bring all my friends here.

Came here to celebrate a birthday and it took me back to my younger days. Lots of reserved tables with bottle service, attractive servers and sparklers galore. It's really not my thing these days, but it is fun from time to time. Parking is tight, but available. We parked close by and walked up. Lines were long but moved quick. Bouncers were cool unlike a lot of the neighboring places. It was shoulder to shoulder packed when we went which isn't my vibe. Music was jamming so it made it a little more tolerable. I would never suggest this place on my own, but would come back if invited.

They are awesome! Come here and get a tower, you can add shots of tequila for $7 a shot

Brooke And Mykayla were very helpful and gave great service. I definitely will comeback to bottle blonde.

Much better bars in Houston, plus $11 to valet on a Monday afternoon?? Come on!!!!! We were the only people in there, they're just taking advantage of the fact on street parking is non existent. Lame!!

Came here on a Sunday and the entire lot was blocked for valet. My friend had a massive back and neck surgery and his back is now mostly made of titanium. This causes pain and he has a handicapped placard. We went to park in the handicapped spot and the valet guy AND the door guy said nope (VERY RUDELY)! "It's $20 to park and valet only". First off, you need to check your city ordinances. IT IS UNLAWFUL TO BLOCK HANDICAPPED ACCESS FOR VALET. I used to come here a lot and had a good repoir (and good tipping) with several bartenders. I spent a LOT of money here, including $75 shots of the best tequila OFTEN. Because of this instance I will NEVER EVER come here again and I have spread the word far and wide to everyone I know. You not only broke the law, but you you sacrificed a lot more money to be had because you wanted to illegally monopolize the handicapped space for 20 bucks. Shame on this business. I am also filing a complaint with the city. Blocking handicap access is fine-able.

Best brunch and vibes sat at the bar with Chuy and we love Chuy. Best hair on the strip.

Hands-down one of the best bars/clubs I've been to in Houston in quite some time. I stopped by on St. Paddy's Day and was impressed. Located off of Washington, it's a busy bar/restaurant area but you can find some street parking if you try hard enough. What I like about Bottled Blonde is that it's the perfect fusion between fancy and casual. If you're looking for a fancy experience, bottle service with all of the glitz and glamour with the sparklers and the beautiful ladies dressed in skimpy attire is an option. If you're looking for a casual experience, just buy your drinks straight from the bar and hang by the moss wall and check out the game on one of the many, many TVs. I don't remember the name of the DJ who played while I was there but he absolutely killed it. Great music all night. Bottled Blonde achieves the club vibe without being pretentious which is always appreciated.

Door man let my 8 friends in in front of me, then told me I wasn't dressed the part to get in. People were in flip flops. I tried to be cool and offer cash to get in and the long haired gentlemen said I could only get in if I bought a table for $1,000. What a horrible customer experience from this bouncer. This guy makes the whole place look bad. Horrible service and scammy.

Extremely dangerous super spreader location. Absolutely no social distancing enforced. Huge crowds of people outside not wearing masks and no distancing with people at all. Inside was jam packed to watch the football game with no limited capacity at all. Called Houston 311 to report and 3 others had already reported the business this evening. Extremely horrible to see the owners and managers being okay putting the staff and public and neighborhood at risk.

$20 for parking. We wanted to try a slice of pizza and have a beer. Never made it passed the valet when he told it how much it was to park and parking across the street is too much of a towing risk. Plenty of other places to go. Can't rate the bar and food as we never left the mostly empty parking lot that was valet only. I highly doubt it was worth the valet charge though, unless it was free.

The pizza here is actually SO delicious! I recently got the forager pizza and not only was it beautifully decorated with arugula on top - it had a gorgeous white sauce and was perfect to share with a friend. The ambiance is more clubby but if you just want a great pizza on Washington ave this is a pretty great selection.

The valet service was expensive and not good despite the parking lot being pretty empty. I came in stone-cold sober and I could tell the drinks were VERY watery. This is a good location and the space has a lot of potential. What a shame

I got this place from a friends recommendation. I didn't know what to expect too much from the name. But it was pretty cool, good music and the people working were friendly. A little too many people inside for my comfort, but people were spaced far enough. I sat down and it was time to order. My grandmother has always said, I'm a meat and potatoes kind of man. So I went with grandma on this one and got the steak and their loaded mash potatoes. Oh my goodness, so delicious. The steak cooked perfectly and the loaded mashed potatoes so gooey and cream. When ever I'm back down this way, I will definitely be stopping back in for a bite!

Cute, nice vibe, great drinks and great Saturday atmosphere! The truffle garlic fries are amazing!

BE AWARE This establishment is charging a "tech fee" which runs for about 7 dollars, no matter how small or large the tab is! Which is illegal!!! It's illegal because you can't do that on a point of sales system, and they are not informing customers as they are beginning to pay. It is a fee to literally pay with your debit/credit card!!! Spoke to a person that worked here and they could care less!! Another thing to add is the gratuity is already included so make sure the server gives you excellent service no matter what! Unlike our server Sophie!!

Hey all, 1/7/23 (0100) I don't usually review. But I had to for the sake of representing healthcare professionals. I came here right after work (from a hospital) for my brother's fiancé's birthday outing. I had my work scrub pants on from work, but I did fortunately have an extra polo shirt from my car. At entrance, they did not allow my polo shirt with scrub pants even though I told them my situation of coming straight after work. Additionally, I saw other individuals wear even more casual clothing than me come in because they knew the bouncer. After explaining to the bouncer, he denied our entrance and also disrespected my family in the process. Never had this experience in my life with other establishments.

Came here for the Super bowl I had an awesome time!! Great service, great food, and just overall fun. I highly recommend it.

We (party of 4 paying separately) were seated by the wait staff at a table. Ordered a lot of drinks and food. We were moved to another table because someone "bought" the table for bottle service. Ok. Fine. Whatever. So, we move. Moved to the 2nd table. Ordered more drinks and food. They come back to tell us that someone bought this table for bottle service. So, the move is to a 3rd table! The server then tells me the chip on my Platinum AmEx doesn't work. It worked when you ran it the first time! Checked with AmEx while I'm there, AmEx says I'm all good. After looking at our bills, We spent over $500! We were NOT going to be moved again. Our night started with, "Man, this is a cool place! We're going to come back here!" The night ended with "Eff this place, we're not coming back and, 100%, would not recommend!" At least the butt cheeks were nice to look at, so there is that.

So I went yesterday evening around 7:20 to get some food and watch the game the whole parking lot is valet only and it $20-40. I get inside get seated and I end up waiting 40 minutes before anyone even tried to let me order anything I wasn't even approached I ended up asking a guy who worked there if I can order and he said he would send the waitress over well she went to the table next to mine instead who had only been there for a few minutes and took there order and waver another guy as he is passing and finally the bad waitress comes over with a damn attitude and when I tell her I have been sitting here for 40 minutes she basically accused me of lying

I had an awesome time partying at this club after being at another spot that was more Urban. The music and crowd was mixed and super fun. I love club mixes lol I love variety. The drinks were good here as well. The section we were in was nice but you'd still have fun outside of a section. They have TV screens and cool lights. If you want to just have fun, try this place out.

So my friend ordered a drink and the bartender gave her a weak drink. To me if I'm paying 12-15 dollars for a drink, I want a string drink. She told the bartender that she's not paying for a weak drink. Bartender got mad and threw the drink at my friend. Her sister was ready to fight, but the security was holding her. And guess what we got kicked out! The security said that there's nothing we can do about it. Went to manager and she didn't do anything either. How you throw us out for what the bartender did.

I think management is on a mission to do a full turn around regarding the service at this establishment. Not only did we have great service at the bar but the manager came by several times to check in with us and make sure everything was coming out of the kitchen on time and that our drinks were filled. I will add that we did arrive early-ish (around 9:50 pm) and avoided any kind of line (we smart) and we were greeted with a warm welcome by the hostess at the front. We didn't have a reservation, but managed to snag a seat for two people at the bar. I'm still on my plant base BS right now so only enjoyed the Caesar salad and the truffle fries but both were GREAT. Fries came out hot and the salad was fresh and crisp. They serve way more than beer here. Decent wine options and this location also has a fantastic tequila selection for those of you that are tequila aficionados - they are priced accordingly in comparison to most restaurants. I definitely think we'll be back and when we do I plan to try a pizza with every single item on top of it

Went there on a Wednesday night and they ONLY have paid parking, no free parking on a Wednesday night. First sign this place is for douchebags and bro's pretending to have money.. Selection of beers is ridiculous, they have your average beer that any common bar has- yet under their name it's supposed to be a "Beer Garden". Beer price is serious crazy- $6 for a Bud Light bottle, lol.. get the fudge outa here.. Lool at their menu and their mixed drinks start at $12. Seems the people around this area love this kind of place, pretend to have money and spend their whole paycheck on one night and not be able to go out again.. Did not try their food so can't say anything about that.

writing a second review because the owners had yelp remove my last one commenting about the encountering clientele of this business on my visit. Basically you come here to show off, the food is mediocre at best and everything is overpriced. They are trying to create a club environment but it falls quite short of vegas. If you're not poor please just go to vegas for the weekend instead of trying to flex at a mediocre pizza restaurant.

Terrible service. The bar tenders just walk circles not paying attention to their customers. They engage in 30 mins conversations because they think it's a slow night so they don't feel it's urgent to take care of their customers. The fact that I got slower service on a slow night is just terrible.

Great place. Really enjoyed the food and ambience. If your looking for a good chill spot come here.

Second visit and was happy with service, though both times shortly after opening on weekend. Kaylie is a friendly and good bartender. My drinks were well poured and she knew the random bottles I asked about. She was informative about the food questions I asked, even if she hadn't tried all of the menu options. Pizza was good. I got the Carnivoro, and it was tasty. Not too greasy and good size for 2. Fries were also good, though if you do not like parmesan on yours make sure to say something. Prior visit had the brunch special, chilaquiles verdes which was pretty good. Music is cranked up early, around 2pm, so if that is an issue you should plan accordingly.

I will say I am a little bit surprised but the pizza is very good. Not to greasy and the crust is a little thinner, which I prefer. The place wasn't to crowded yet, however I did go during the day on a Sunday.

Came here on a whim one Friday night and had a wonderful time. It's a great time if you want a party environment without going to a nightclub. Service was great. We grabbed drinks at the bar and settled into a table and our server was attentive without helicopter-ing us. The DJ played a great mix of ALL kids of music from trap to Latino to pop. Crowd seemed to be mostly 30 and up so there's no need to worry about teeny boppers. We left about midnight and there was a nice line formed outside to get in. I also appreciate they are abiding with Covid precautions. I left our table to go to the ladies room and about halfway there was asked by a staff member to go back and put on my mask. Great time and will certainly be back.

Be aware when you go here, you will be charged a $6 processing fee on any amount of purchase you make with a credit card, which is illegal. Also, automatic added gratuity no matter the size of the party. On top of unfriendly f***ing service. Aka, the waitress sophie. Place would've been a total vibe without all the crappy ways of undermining the customers.

Went at night for the club scene it was dope, but my main complaint was the drinks were weak. Pre game before u go

Came here on a Saturday to watch the game. The staff was great From Ali the Valet manager, Wally and Serena the bartenders, and the manager Charles. Also the food is what really makes the experience great! I had the Wings and Burger. I would recommend this place to anyone looking for good vibes, food and drinks. Also the DJ was on fire!

This place sucks, foods wack, people are wack, musics even worse. Try to draw people in with loud music and flashing lights but it's just off putting and obnoxious. Shut them down asap

Even though I know the reason they serve Hennessy twice the price of other notable top shelf liquor...the place is the cool spot to socialize on weekends...best to get there early especially on special nights like local games or holidays. The pizza i had there was pretty decent.

Very racist organization, there was a white group dancing next to us, the girl was stumbling, but my sister, who tripped on her heel once led to them kicking our entire group out. They did this to multiple other colored groups tonight. Will not be returning

Here to watch Super Bowl game with friends. They have moved us 3 times to different seating. Stating we need your table for bottle service. Mind you are bill is over $350 thus far! Leaving before half time as they will not get another penny from us! This place sucks and is overrated!

This place is complete trash!!!! I would not recommend if you're a minority of any kind. The security is an absolute joke, I was kicked out for asking a random girl to dance that was not even attractive I felt bad for her bc her bf or whoever he was, was a complete asshole and apparently he wasn't the only one. She declined my offer and then her party started throwing ice at me which made security kick ME out bc they were regulars!!! I didn't even initiate the interaction I'm visiting from NY and would not recommend this hole in the wall to anyone visiting the area. Maybe regulars like this place but I was completely polite and was met with aggression for no reason at all. This place is garbage and I would steer clear by all means necessary. Security here Is a complete joke as well they couldn't even tell me why I was kicked out.

Tried to go there at 4:30 on a Monday for Happy Hour and tried to charge 10$ for valet in a completely empty parking lot.

Security uses their position to touch random women and say that they're "clearing the way" except I was standing at the bar. The security guys not only put their hands on me but the two times they did this they rubbed their hands down my back and around my side waist. When telling them the second time to not touch me the guard got in my face yelling at me. Then another joined as well. I stated that I wasn't in the way and there was no excuse to be putting their hands on me the way they were. They yelled in my face they would kick me out and I said ok go ahead since I didn't do anything and then they just ended up walking away after some random guy talked to them. Disgusting.

Mac and cheese is the best I've ever had. Service was great and moriah the waitress we had was so nice