Dawson R.
Yelp
This is a scam of a bowling alley. First of all, they charged me $137 to reserve a lane on a Thursday night for two people, for two hours; THAT ALONE should have been a dealbreaker, but I persisted because hey, I figured it must be a really good bowling alley. The website makes it look like it has a ton of lights, atmosphere, and just a really good time.
Nope. Not really.
I arrived five minutes early before 7pm. It is a COMPLETELY ORDINARY VINTAGE BOWLING ALLEY. There are no fancy lights, there is no banging music. People at the front desk are very nice (The ONE good thing about this place) and got us set up fine. Well, desync in the system messed up our score basically three out of every five turns, throughout the entire night. So keeping score was impossible. Second it kept glitching and passing the turn even when mine was not finished and telling my friend to hit the three pins I missed for his first scored shot. Third, thirty minutes into my game the system bugged AGAIN and cut an hour off my time. I went to the desk and told them there was a glitch and I lost half of my lane time for no reason. They said it was because I arrived early and that the time was adjusted around that, but that's bullshit because I explicitly remember arriving FIVE minutes early and the system just threw out half my playing time. They added thirty minutes to "fix it" and at that point, I wasn't gonna argue because I'd just accepted this is a terrible bowling alley. Then I ordered pizza; overpriced, and completely mediocre. It was neither good nor bad.
After a night of competitively-unplayable, glitched to hell bowling it finally said my time was up and I ultimately lost a quarter of the time I paid for, for no reason. I managed to have SOME fun with my friend, $180-something later laughing at how terrible it all was.
Avoid this corporate racketeering dump. My local alley charges like $6/person for UNLIMITED BOWLING throughout the Evening. Trust me if you take bowling seriously then you don't want to go here anyway. I don't know who the hell this place is for; rich people with zero standards is my wildest guess. Bring a scorecard and pencil because you'll be keeping score yourself if you want to have any normal competitive game. Also bring some tissues to comfort yourself on the drive home; reflecting on how you just blew Walter White loads of cash away on something that should have been $12 for your entire party at this quality level, maximum.