Nikki C.
Yelp
First up, the skinny margarita - well, if there's one thing that can be said for this establishment, it's that they certainly don't mess around when it comes to the booze. I bet those bad boys packed more punch than a championship prizefighter. Kudos to you for bravely ordering not one, but two of those tequila-powered liquid grenades. I hope you had your emergency carbohydrate rations on hand, because I have a feeling those margaritas weren't messing around.
Now, the steak salad...ooh, that's a tough break, my friend. Nothing quite ruins the mood like a hunk of meat that's, shall we say, a bit more on the "well-done" side of things. I can just picture you eyeing that sad, overcooked steak with a look of utter betrayal, silently cursing the chef who dared to desecrate your medium-rare dreams. But hey, at least the rest of the salad was refreshing enough to (somewhat) make up for the travesty.
But then, the savior arrives in the form of the Austin-Style Guacamole. A masterful blend of creamy avocado and spicy green chili queso? Sounds like the culinary equivalent of a warm hug on a hot summer evening. I bet you were practically licking the bowl clean, desperately trying to squeeze every last delicious drop out of that magical concoction.
All in all, it seems like you managed to salvage the evening, despite the steak debacle. The strong drinks kept the spirits high, and the guacamole provided a delightful consolation prize. Just remember to keep a close eye on your margarita consumption next time - you don't want to end up dancing on the tables, serenading the bartender with your rendition of "Tequila Sunrise."