Charles W.
Yelp
The whole time I was eating I was wondering if the two trains going around and around the dining room in opposite directions would every collide. Nope. They were on two different, concentric tracks.
There is a whole Youtube channel where toy trains are made to collide. Graceful Lionels, clunky Lego trains, all of the Thomas the Tank Engine crashes, even a clip of Gomez Addams crashing his trains from The Addams Family movie. If you ever think about it, you realize we live in a weird society.
By God, that's why places like Cafe Frederica are needed now more than ever. A neighborhood place to escape all that can't be understood anymore. There was so much that I wanted on the menu, I kind of wanted to eat, walk around the block, come in for another go at it, walk again, and maybe slide an order of blueberry stuffed French toast in there to get to all of what I wanted.
I shied away from the decadence of stuffed French toast though and settled on a bacon omelette, home fries, and some blueberry pancakes. A blissful collision of different tastes, warmth, and breakfast craftsmanship.
My mother-in-law lives about 100 yards from this cafe and that's how I ended up here. If I lived 100 yards from Cafe Frederica, I would sell all of my pots and pans, my stove, my microwave and I would empty out the fridge and sell that too. I would have no use for them anymore. I'd also end up weighing 900 pounds.
Nothing weird, but I'm sure there's a Youtube channel for that too.
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