Cafe Noir

Café Noir was a complete letdown on all fronts. I ordered the pasta, and it was absolutely horrible—bland, tasteless, and outright disgusting. It was one of the worst dishes I’ve ever been served, and I couldn’t even finish it. For a place that seems to market itself as a quality café, this was beyond disappointing. The iced coffee wasn’t much better. It was mediocre at best—watery, flavorless, and unimpressive. To make matters worse, it was served in a broken glass, which is not just careless but also dangerous. How can a café not check something so basic? It’s shocking and shows a complete lack of care for customers. On top of the bad food and drink, the café itself is not suitable for sitting and getting work done. None of the tables have power points, which makes it incredibly inconvenient for people who want to work on their laptops or charge their devices. In this day and age, a café should cater to professionals and students who need a functional workspace, and this one clearly does not. Overall, the entire experience was a disaster—bad food, unsafe drinkware, and an environment that doesn’t support basic needs like charging devices. I won’t be coming back, and I certainly wouldn’t recommend this place to anyone.

Been to the Cafe twice so far. They have a great deal on Tuesday’s where you buy 1 pizza of any topping and get a magherita pizza free. Got the veg herby pizza, not the greatest as the Magherita tatsed better. Also had Iced Chocolate and a freakshake. From the both, the freakshake would be a better option as it has additional toppings and both taste about the same. The staffs were friendly and helpful and the time taken for food to arrive was pretty quick. Great place to do your work if needed and has a quiet atmosphere. Love the quotes on their wall, which are usually light hearted and brings life to the place. The prices are as you would expect for a Suva based cafe, so it’s reasonable.

Pizza was as hard as concrete and when we informed staff they offered to give us chicken wings but ended up serving us BURNING HOT chicken wings that we couldn’t even eat. Like beyond hot. Lady at cashier was nice though.

I love this little space that bad dog has created. It’s screams out French. Even though it’s by the road noise isn’t a problem. The foods great and affordable. They have signature drinks which gives an amazing point to the restaurant!

My wife suggested we come for lunch after enjoying the sandwiches. Panini was good and the Mexican Chicken Pizza was excellent. Friendly and attentive service too. Will be back. Update: The lady at the register has resigned and the new staff just don’t offer the same kinda service.

The ambience was very quiet and peaceful to have a nice conversation. The lighting was good to take photos as well. But the drink i ordered - chocolate freakshake @ $13.95 - was too expensive for its taste. Taktes like chocolate ice cream with coholate syrup, whipped cream and a brownie, I think I have sugar rush from drinking this...🤯

I visited this place for warm beverages and delicious cakes which turned out to be amazing. I mean the everything here was just perfect. The customer service was great here. With the help of google maps I was able to easily located this cafe. They accept both credit and debit cards for payments on any meal and the surrounding of the cafe was just too amazing.

Decent Cafe. Paninis are a miss. Service was quick. Toilet has minor issues. Spotted a sizeable roach on my last visit.