Bernie B.
Yelp
This is my absolute favorite kind of thing - cozy little corner cafe, Mediterranean food with lots of colorful vegetarian options. The food is decent. Sitting on the sidewalk is sort of ok, but you're a foot away from cars constantly whizzing by. I would give anything for this to be somewhere I actually wanted to spend time, but the interior is just more than I can handle.
The cleaning chemicals they use are so strong I literally have to cross the street when I'm walking past this place, hours after it's closed. Sometimes I try to order to go, but I can barely get through ordering before the migraine sets in. It is relentlessly acrid. It seems like something they mop the floors with?
Ironically, it's so dirty in there it just gives me the ick. Everything in sight is dirty -- the tables, the walls, the floors, the dirty wads of napkins wedged under the table legs, the floor mats. It doesn't help that the walls are painted in shades of baby poop brown, tangerine orange, and electric velveeta yellow.
It seems somewhat more tolerable in the daytime. After dark, the harsh blue daylight fluorescent lightbulbs really highlight how dirty everything is and add to the migraine-inducing atmosphere.