Luke Lavis
Google
I recently visited this bagel place just off the NIH campus and had quite the memorable experience. Let’s start with the good stuff: the bagel sandwich was darn good.
Now, for the not-so-great part. Picture this: I’m all set to enjoy my bagel at one of their charming picnic tables, blissfully unaware that the table had been recently baptized in bleach. Fast forward a few minutes, and my pants look like they’ve been through a tie-dye experiment gone horribly wrong. And this happened right before I had to give a scientific talk! Let’s just say my pants were the talk of the conference, but not in the way I had hoped.
While I appreciate the cleanliness, a little heads-up about the bleach would’ve been nice. Despite this bleachy blunder, the food was good enough that I might just risk it again—though next time, I’ll bring a hazmat suit if I'm dining in.