Joshua Hachigian
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Upon reading reviews from others, I decided this is where I wanted to spend my birthday. I was very excited to try Calusso and see what the hype was all about. Some aspects really were phenomenal & others feel extremely short. We started with a couple drinks at the bar to see what the vibe would be on a Saturday night, it seems to be a mixed crowd honestly. I feel like the people behind the bar lacked any kind of personality, perhaps this is what they are going for. It honestly seemed like they were happy to take care of our wives with us, but for myself it took almost 30min for me to even be acknowledged. Finally, a woman behind the bar asked what I would like to drink. None of the makes from the bar ever asked if I could be helped & I thought that was extremely strange. Even when they asked our wives what they would like, it seemed very robotic. Our drinks were made properly and very tasty, so I do not have any complaints there. It was just a very weird experience I am not accustomed to. After a couple of drinks we went and sat at our table which was in the middle of a noisy dining room. I was shocked at the volume of everything there, I expected something more quiet to be honest. Unfortunately, that wasn't the issue I seemed to have for most of the dinner. It was very hot inside the main dining room & I couldn't figure out why. I spent the entire 2.5-3 hours of our dinner completely sweating in my chair and I was not the only one uncomfortable at the table. The service at our table was impeccable and completely turned around my attitude after our bar experience. Our main server was a gem and she had an extensive knowledge of the menu and a great personality to match. She was such a pleasure to have for the evening. Most of the food was mediocre, not bad but not great. The buratta with caviar was exquisite and we couldn't get enough of it, but that was the only thing. The chicken tasted strange and my wife did not want to eat it. One of the other wives and myself ordered the filet mignon, it seemed like they took one steak and sliced a couple of pieces onto her plate and mine. It's one thing if you are having wagyu to have your steak sliced for you, that I expect, not filet. The oxtail pasta looked like an elevated taquito, and the taste wasn't the greatest. Again, not saying it was bad and we had to send it back, BUT also not something I would ever order again. For dessert they gave me a birthday cake that was chocolate and passion fruit I believe, I'm just not that guy. No one really cared for it, so we asked for what looked like a deconstructed tiramisu that I believe was made with Zambuca. It fell short of expectations to say the least. The idea of a table side made dessert was very intriguing, but ended up being completely lackluster both in presentation and in taste. I can say I am thankful to have come and experienced Calusso. I needed to see for myself what the buzz was all about. Personally, after spending the time and money for the Calusso bar and dinner experience we shared, I much rather go back to Maass and sit at the Chefs Counter. I thought this would be along the lines of a Michelin Star restaurant, but it fell way short of that. I personally will not go back again to try again. Nothing against them, I just didn't have the birthday experience I had hoped for.