Austin Oliver
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Capitaine Sandwich? More like Capitaine Disappointment.
Honestly, I feel scammed lol the woman at the counter was very nice, cozy spot on a charming street, vibes were immaculate… and then the food arrived..
My “chicken sandwich” was more like a sad wrap with what tasted like mystery meat, the chicken was so processed that it shouldn’t be called chicken, the lettuce was so old and smelly. My wife got the veggie halloumi, bread stale enough to sand wood, and the whole thing was so bland it could’ve been on a hospital menu. $37 for two drinks and two sandwiches that made Subway look gourmet. We sat there chewing in disbelief, like, “ do people actually like this? “ Nope, just a very overpriced disappointment.
Hate writing bad reviews, but lunch today felt like getting tricked by a beautiful mirage. If you’re going just for the vibes, sure. But if you’re actually hungry and want a sandwich that doesn’t taste like betrayal? Hard pass. 2/10.