Andy C.
Yelp
I'm not entirely sure how to begin reviewing historical or religious establishments. It's hard and near impossible to draw analogies to commodities or restaurants, and it's unfair to equate something grand or beautiful with being "closer to God" even if cathedrals at some point were used as a pissing contest between different cities. So maybe the easiest way to do this is from an artistic perspective. Bear with me, as this approach may blow up in face.
Immediate Exterior Wow Factor: 4 out of 5
You do not accidentally "not see" the cathedral when in Strasbourg. The magnificent penrose window is immediately visible, and one look at the artwork that adorns the doors will floor you. I had the very nice fortune of being able to visit while the Christmas Markets were in season, and the mischievous side of me couldn't help but think, "money changers at the temple!" But from a completely aesthetic perspective, the two concepts were very diametric, right? Cute little wooden stalls adorned with Santas climbing up ropes, lots of meat products on grills, ornaments and other trinkets for sale, while in the background - a more somber and grandiose work of architecture and perhaps misguided religious devotion (remember that back in those days, the bishop would turn his back to the common folk and do the service in Latin, which of course...the common folk did not understand).
Immediate Interior Wow Factor: 5 out of 5
With the lighting in the interior of the cathedral, there are a few things that you immediately notice: the tapestry in the arches, the organ, and maybe most impressively - the penrose window, which is the largest of its kind in Europe(?). And most of all - even if you have no idea what it does or what it means, the astronomical clock in the rear of the cathedral is quite impressive. My pictures can do all the talking for the penrose window, but suffice it to say that the man-hours of work that went into creating this large piece must have been enormous, and it's beautiful beyond compare to any stained glass piece I've ever seen (including the ones in Cologne). With respect to the astronomical clock - I have a few observations. In a world where we have satellites and GPS and very accurate ways of telling time and predicting and knowing when the solstices are, and when the seasons change and end - it's hard to imagine how people centuries ago would have been able to do the same things with a high amount of specificity and accuracy. It's amazingly got a perpetual calendar, a planetary dial, and I think a display of where the sun and moon are in real time. Visually, the clock is quite awesome, though if I remember correctly - it used to be, or is still offset by 15 or 30 minutes so that tourists wanting to see it in action would not adversely impact the mass-goers. I got to see the main procession at I believe half past noon, or maybe 11:30, so this would align with what my tour guide said about the clock being offset. Speaking of - seeing the clock in action is pretty awesome. Instead of cuckoos which are annoying, there are two mechanized displays worth mentioning: a series of horsedrawn carriages chasing each other; and, more spectacularly - the four stages of man (birth, young, middle age, and death) that signify each quarter-hour. The cherubs are also cute, and I'm sorry that all of my historical knowledge or any type of useful knowledge about the clock ends here.
Overall: 5 out of 5
I wish I could find a way to more cogently describe my experience at the cathedral, but I had a wonderful time there. I think part of it was that we had a very excellent tour guide, and it made the educational part about the cathedral very interesting. Check out my photos!