Ingrid N.
Google
This Micheline restaurant promised a culinary experience. For the hefty price tag of 7000 kr (roughly €640), we received an overpriced dinner in what felt like a side-road bar. Service started 15 minutes late, setting the tone early.
We were seated near the kitchen. Very few dishes appeared to be cooked on site. Food was pre-made, lifted from plastic boxes (labels still on), assembled like IKEA furniture, and mostly cold. We’ve never seen so many plastic boxes used in a restaurant! Even the herbs were taken straight from supermarket plastic boxes.
No chefs to speak of — despite this being Friday evening - just young staff without real knowledge doing their best with ready-made components. How is it possible that a restaurant that opened 2-3 years ago doesn’t have a chef on site on Friday evening – one of the most important nights of the week? No one appeared to be in charge. At one point, the “cook” went from handing guest jackets directly back to the stove. One waiter was even scrolling on her iPhone.
The food itself was bad. We didn’t finish half of it. Lowlights:
• Crips with roe that felt supermarket-bought with kitchen smell.
• Beef tartare with liquorice jelly: an experiment that should have stayed in the lab.
• “Grilled” lobster that wasn’t grilled at all, just blow-torched. Why own a Japanese grill if you’re using a flame torch?
• Bagel with foie gras and passion fruit, where the passion fruit completely drowned the foie gras.
• Cod that was too salty with a backstory told by the waiter that felt forced since no chef was on site.
• Meat arrived on a cold plate.
• Sugar-coated almonds were served cold in a bag — you find better ones in Skansen.
We are fairly sure we were charged extra for “matching drinks” that were supposedly part of a dish.
Most striking was the total absence of heart, soul, or any sense of story. We’ve eaten at many Michelin-level restaurants, and this felt nothing like one. Our guess is that this restaurant won’t survive for long.
We never write reviews because we don’t believe in harming someone’s income. But a restaurant charging these prices should offer more: it’s a disrespect for the clients and an insult to our intelligence.