Peter D.
Yelp
This place is a dream come true!
Kind of like if I was in a band that was fronted by Paris Hilton, but when we went to perform at the Garden, we couldn't find our bass player. And for some reason I had a full beard. Except that's not really a good dream. And uh...not one I had either.
What I meant to say is that this place is a dream come true in the sense that it's offering the most delicious of empanadas, in the most convenient of locations, at very reasonable prices.
Every empanada I've tried has been damn good. It's pretty telling that once I got one with chicken, and I didn't even miss the cheese that I forgot to order. You read that right: I made one of the classic blunders (the most famous of which is 'never get involved in a land war in Asia'), and the quality is so high at Cesar's that it DIDN'T EVEN MATTER.
(Is a chicken and cheese empanada also fantastic? Of course it is.)
It's also pretty telling that we've been known to grab some empanadas, go take care of some business in the misery that is the Atlantic Terminal Mall, and then come back out and get more empanadas. Even though we'd already eaten lunch, and had imminent dinner plans.
Basically, you should come eat some empanadas because you will be happier than you would be if you didn't.
You can sit on the ledge of the mall, pour tiny amounts of red or green hot sauce (both superb) onto each bite, and fend off the rats with wings* that congregate by your feet, hoping for a small morsel of empanada. Well, I'd sooner lick it off the sidewalk than let you have anything, you disgusting vultures.
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*You may know these as "pigeons."