Julio H.
Yelp
Let me start by saying, one more time, that if my favorite Haitian restaurant wasn't out of business, I would not come here at all. Yes, I am here only for the food.
Chez Le Bebe's decrepit interior didn't get the lift they were hoping for when they repainted the place in a dull mustard yellow. It didn't happen, either, when they installed a flat screen TV next to the restrooms, anchoring Headline News as free entertainment. The result is a restaurant that looks messy and unkempt, with a divey feeling that is pernicious on both its customers and its employees. Consider this restaurant to be an strictly take-out place, that is, if you are able to order.
If you are wondering why the sarcasm, it is simply because the ladies at the take-out counter are a disservice to Chez Le Bebe, and have been for the past few years. Not only are they unintelligible, they are also nonchalant, moody and sometimes even rude. Ordering food at Chez Le Bebe could be more disastrous than a trip to the DMV or a day at the courthouse. These ladies allow people to skip the line, take orders wrong, leave orders sitting on the counter for five minutes, hold on to your change forever and you're still waiting for your drink. To think that a restaurant only handling eight items on the menu could offer such poor service, with so many mistakes, is unnerving. The only thing these ladies do consistently is upsetting someone every fifteen minutes, regardless of sex, race, creed or nationality. If you think that being Haitian, creole speaking, or a regular will cut you some slack, you are hallucinating or you are nothing more than a hopeless dreamer. These ladies excel at bipolar behavior. They are happy and courteous one moment, bitter and vicious the next.
Still, the food is delicious and abundant per serving. If you have ever heard someone say that food is better than sex, it was either someone eating at Chez Le Bebe, or someone ordering testosterone online. Haitian food is about flavor, taste and culture, all palpable in a plate of food from this restaurant. No dish on their menu will leave you unsatisfied. What is the cost? Patience, lots of patience, and some dollars. You will need it to overcome the worst service in Little Haiti.
I still give Chez Le Bebe four stars for providing great food, but if service doesn't improve patrons won't come. This restaurant is a 2 stars if you include service, but I won't allow witches to take down Chez Le Bebe. The food is too good to forgo, and the simple solution is to have the service issues fixed, or bypass them.
One more thing, if you are coming here for the fried pork chunks (gryot), come around noon. Since the pork is fried in batches, the pork chunks sit in a steel bowl until the kitchen runs out. If you get there late, and there is pork left, you will be getting a re-fried pork chunk. Needless to say, it will be hard like a rock.