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An 11 yr olds perspective...the Chicago White Sox must read this article. I'm typing nice and big so that all the players can read it.
I was looking at CBS Sports's power rankings earlier today and a video was playing in the background. I stared at the screen in utter horror. As of June 3, 2024, you have the worst record, the worst offense, the 2nd worst defense, and the worst run differential!
You are 15-45 right now and last year, the Athletics were 12-48 at this point. But the Athletics finished 50-112 and you are well on the way to doing worse. Make moves! Trade your ridiculously bad players to the Royals and Tigers!
UPDATE: I made an Excel document where the Rockies go 41-121 and they finish 7 games behind the 2nd worst team. Guess what? IT IS ONLY JUNE 6, 2024 AND YOU ARE 6 GAMES BEHIND THE 2ND WORST TEAM! LAST YEAR THOSE HISTORICALLY BAD ATHLETICS FINISHED 6 GAMES BEHIND THE 2ND WORST TEAM!
UPDATE: The CBS Sports guy who makes the power rankings always goes beyond and away on how bad the Rockies are on the road. As of July 1, 2024, they're only 12-31 on the road. YOU on the road? 8-33!!!!!!!!!!!! I read an article that said you were on the route back to 1st place in the AL Central, so I made a prediction that you were rebuilding. It turns out that article was a lier, as ALL 6 CBS Sports guys had you in last place! And you're in last place by Iord knows how many games. You were in last place by 17 GAMES a few days ago! This is it! Trade all your ridiculously bad players to the Tigers and Royals!
Also of note, worst offense. 2nd worst defense. MINUS 172 run differential.
ANOTHER UPDATE. You are so bad that Memere tore out one of the pages in my notebook! That sentence alone doesn't make any sense, but when you think about it, it makes a lot of sense. You are so bad that I am so mad that I am writing down inappropriate words! You have the worst record by 9 games and are 13 games worse than the Athletics! You are 27-75. At this point last year, the Athletics were 28-74 and they finished 50-112 (I consider everything 52-110 or worse historically bad)! You can't even beat THE ROYALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I recently made a list of the worst teams in MLB history. And after the 1899 Spiders and the 1962 Mets came... the 2024 White Sox. A few minutes ago, I was eating my lunch and I was literally kicking everything while eating! You need to have an aggressive trade deadline or else... in 2025, you won't be a team anymore.
ANOTHER UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I read an article that said you were 0-56 when losing entering the 7th inning! And that article was made yesterday. Make that 0-57, because you lost 2-10 to the Rangers to extend your losing streak to 10 games! And the Marlins won again, so now you have the worst record in the league by 11 GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When I had Momma read this article, she said that if I keep on kicking things, she'll block all baseball pages, meaning you are 99% of the way to Momma blocking my obsession! Yes, I am obsessed with baseball. It's my favorite thing to talk about. And I said it once, I'll say it again: If you don't make moves during the trade deadline (God no, don't trade Garrit Crochet), you won't be a team in 2025.
0-58!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0-59!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The fact that you don't have a single comeback win in the 7th inning is even worse than the Detroit Pistels 28 game losing streak! That's the one category where you are worse than the 1899 Spiders.
See? I always think it's rock bottom, and you always get worse! In this case, getting blown out 0-10 against a struggling Mariners team to extend the losing streak to 12. Things get even worse when you look at the standings! You have the worst record by 12 games and are 16 games behind the Athletics! In fact, Oakland is OVER TWICE AS CLOSE TO A PLAYOFF SPOT AS YOU ARE! Do you realize how bad this is? If you don't you have no brains.
The article is finally posted, and now you are 0-61 when losing in the 7th inning. JUST GET ONE COMEBACK.