Rica G.
Yelp
Hi I'm going to be brutally and completely honest about my review. This place was probably one of the worst dine-in experiences in my entire life. This is probably way worser than Thick Of It by KSI. I've walked past this place multiple times with my friends as we walk home. We used to stand by the window and stare at the, what "seemed,, like fresh, luxurious, and appetizing rotisserie chicken. Besides that, the large poster of the family meal package, with the price of 30$ stood out to us. A meal at the local Wendy's down the street is 20$ for a person, so we thought this package deal was a big win for us. On October 10th, as me and my friends finished our important duties and responsibilities, we went to the restaurant. At first, me and my cousin made it a "surprise" for the other three friends that we were bringing along the way. But oh boy, we were all in a surprise for sure. As we walked in, it was our first time being there. The employees approached us, which made us feel pressured to order right away. My friend ordered for us, we got our trays and received our "delicious,, rotisserie chicken, two breads, and four sides. As we sat down, we didn't think that it was sooo bad. At first, it was all laughs and giggles because it was our first time dining in together, I even considered this as a club bonding. Then, that's when the experience took a turn. As my friend grabbed the utensils, and I distributed the plates, we began to eat. The chicken was absolutely dry as hell. I felt as if I overestimated this place as I continued to taste the dryness of the chicken, although I did not make any complaints yet because there were other food on the table. I watched as the misery unfold when I looked at my other friends. My friend sitting to my right said,"the jello is crunchy." Excuse me? Is that normal? I tasted the jello myself, it did not compliment the chicken at all. In fact, that's when I started contemplating my decisions. My friend sitting across from me ate the Mac and cheese. A few bites in, I noticed that my friend pushed it away. The problem was, my friend thought it was Mac and cheese, but it was macaroni salad. Despite it being something else, it tasted awful according to my friend's few bites. The texture and temperature, and the expression my friend made that very day will be something I'll never forget. I looked towards my other friend who sat directly across from me. He looked extremely depressed, and it looked like he was forcing himself to eat whatever was on his plate. However, I do have something nice to say about this place. The bread. I watched as my cousin apply the butter on the bread. Since the food was awful to begin with, I snatched a piece from him before he could try it. It was soft, and it tasted better than the proportions I previously swallowed. My friends seemed like they enjoyed it too. But as they finished the bread, the sorrowful energy came back. The laughs, and the smiles were gone at this point. I started placing my hand on my forehead. I felt so much stress trying to swallow and swallow the food, but it was hard. My friends kept complaining, and all I could do was feel sorry for them. I felt responsible for making them that way, I felt responsible for making them upset. This was my idea in the first place. I blamed my optimism, my high expectations, everything at that point. My friends kept asking each other if they were okay, especially me because of my visible upset expression. I almost started tearing up. I started talking to myself too, like why did I put us through this? why did I dress up nice for this occasion, why didn't I check the reviews sooner. To make it even worse, I know that the problem here is timing, but I had to wait half an hour for someone to use the bathroom. I had to build up the courage to use the opposite gender's bathroom. Even after using the bathroom, the vibe.. the energy at our table was still depressing. We tried to finish the food. It felt like we were at war. Fighting for our humanity. Fighting for the will to live. Fighting to continue LIVING and to continue trying to make up the money that was paid. The food, the "wonderful" experience was a total of $36 dollars in total. We packed up to leave, we left silently. I never left a place so fast in my entire life. Although, two of my friends couldn't keep quiet and kept making side complaints. I think I'd rather order a diabetic meal from McDonald's instead of wasting my money at a random restaurant. Or we should save money instead of eating out all the time. Do not eat here unless you want to feel depressed. Do not eat here unless you want a miserable, unforgettable, thanksgiving. Do not eat here unless you want to feel negative energy. Do not eat here if you want to feel guilty for wasting so much money. Do not eat here if you don't want emotionally damage. I swear, I don't think I'll ever forget this restaurant in my entire life. I think I might even change my route home.